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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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stacey bo bacey

oh no you di'int
Is grapefruit an analogy of 'God'? Did they have grapefruit in the season premier of The Office?

Actually, they probably did somewhere because all the branches of the company were competing in a weight loss program for the summer and Dwight replaced all the snacks in the vending machines with fruit.....hahaha!!! It may not sound funny because I'm just saying it but him hammering a peach into place in one of the slots was just classic Dwight. AHH!!! Love it!!

Sorry....now that it's TV time again since it's fall, I am not going to shut up about this until May. :p
 

mrscardero

Kal-El's Mama
It's raining out. I just got home from work.
I almost got in an accident because some
lunatic wanted to swerve in and out of traffic
in the pouring rain. The driver wasn't even
using the signal. What has this world become?
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
1. Never drink tea at night, it is a natural diuretic.
2. Grapefruit can be a analogy of God- The pulp (fruit)=the Father, the peel=The Son and the juice=The Holy Spirit.;)
3. I couldn't eat an apple from a machine, it would bruise. I'd rather have a banana.
 

mrscardero

Kal-El's Mama
It's raining and very windy outside. Driving to
work will not be pleasant since some drivers
are careless unlike me.

"I'm an excellent driver. Just very slow on the driveway"
 

methylatedghosts

Can't brain. Has dumb.
I forgot my key. So I spent 3 hours outside my house waiting for my flatmate to come home from work and open the door for me. It was cold

But I had fun - I danced and sang to myself and to the cat sitting in the warmth inside...
 
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