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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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Circle_One

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Here's my depressing announcement for the day:

A woman at work is giving away Manx kittens.
On Sunday, Jay said I could have one. I asked him if he was just saying that because he was drunk and would change his mind in the morning? He said no, of course not.
Monday morning, I run into work all excited and tell Sylvie that I'm going to take one of her kittens! YAY!!!!!

I get home Monday night and Jay says "Jo, I don't think we should get a kitten. You talked me into it when I was drunk. You can't have one."

*******! So now I'm depressed and hate everyone :( Again.
 

Scruffitude

Scruffy Nerf Herder
Here's my depressing announcement for the day:

A woman at work is giving away Manx kittens.
On Sunday, Jay said I could have one. I asked him if he was just saying that because he was drunk and would change his mind in the morning? He said no, of course not.
Monday morning, I run into work all excited and tell Sylvie that I'm going to take one of her kittens! YAY!!!!!

I get home Monday night and Jay says "Jo, I don't think we should get a kitten. You talked me into it when I was drunk. You can't have one."

*******! So now I'm depressed and hate everyone :( Again.

I am sorry to hear this. I can't offer you much more than my sympathies. I'm not sure how much that means to you... :sorry1:
 

cardero

Citizen Mod
Here's my depressing announcement for the day:

A woman at work is giving away Manx kittens.
On Sunday, Jay said I could have one. I asked him if he was just saying that because he was drunk and would change his mind in the morning? He said no, of course not.
Monday morning, I run into work all excited and tell Sylvie that I'm going to take one of her kittens! YAY!!!!!

I get home Monday night and Jay says "Jo, I don't think we should get a kitten. You talked me into it when I was drunk. You can't have one."

*******! So now I'm depressed and hate everyone :( Again.
Refresh my memory, manx's are the cats with no tails, is that correct?
 

Circle_One

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I love to try stuff, I love real dirty things, I love the planet, I love Egyptian Kings....

Hehehe.

Talking about Kitties makes me sad because Stupidass went back on his word. I never get anything I want when it comes to him. :(
 

Scruffitude

Scruffy Nerf Herder
OK well I guess time to change the topic then... attempt to cheer you up and all...

The full song: :D
I love the mountains, I love the clear blue sky
I love big bridges, I love when great whites fly
I love the whole world, and all it's sights and sounds
Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada
I love the ocean, I love real dirty things
I love to go fast, I love Egyptian kings
I love the whole world and all it's craziness
Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada
I love tornadoes, I love arachnids
I love hot magma, I love the giant squids
I love the whole world, Its such a brilliant place
Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, BoomdeyadaBoomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, BoomdeyadaBoomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada,
 

Circle_One

Well-Known Member
There's a longer version of it too that plays sometimes, but not often. That song makes me happy.

And Panda:

You mean, when I move to Scotland for you, you won't let me have a kitten or 4?
 

Panda

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Premium Member
There's a longer version of it too that plays sometimes, but not often. That song makes me happy.

And Panda:

You mean, when I move to Scotland for you, you won't let me have a kitten or 4?

No we'll have husky puppys. Much cuter and fluffier.
 

Scruffitude

Scruffy Nerf Herder
Meanwhile I'll just be here in California with my two cats, waiting patiently for... :run:

I mean... I like Ice Cream. Anyone else like Ice Cream? :yes:
 
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