The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[whereismynotecard]

I've been to florida, but only twice and only for a few days each time. I also don't like roaches. or scary big spiders.

 

[Lindsey-Loo]

LOL, rednecks are disgusting, there was a kid that lived down the street growing up we sometimes used if we had an uneven number of people for baseball, well anyway one day we went to his house to get him and when he answered the door a cockroach crawled from behind is back, across his chest, up his neck to around the back of his head. We all stood there in disbelief and asked him "DUDE! What the hell?! You didn't feel that roach just crawl all over you?!?!". All he said was "No", so we didn't let him play baseball with us after that.

Hey thar watch who yur callin disgustin.

 

[stacey bo bacey]

It still makes me cringe a little to this day. I grew up in Florida, and if you never have been there there are LOTS of insects because it almost never freezes there. So there are LOTS of roaches, which has always disgusted me a bit even though there aren't any other bugs that bother me, but I HATE roaches.

My mom told me a story about when she was a teenager and she was in Florida with her parents and siblings. They were vacationing and staying at a hotel. She woke up suddenly one night because there was a roach on her FACE!!!!!!!! She said it was really long.

I need to go barf now!

 

[DarkSun]

Llamas scare me. That is all.

 

[Lindsey-Loo]

Llamas smell funny. Also, there was a time in my life where I went around singing the llama song at the top of my lungs constantly, and everyone hated me for it.

When I was nine there was this nasty cockroach on my bedroom floor and I didn't wanna kill it because I didn't want guts all over my carpet. So for some reason I decided it would be a good idea to just put this blue non-transparent tape over it and wait for it to die. Yeah, I was sadistic, I know. Then I forgot about it, and when I pulled the tape up two months later IT WAS STILL ALIVE! :run:

 

[stacey bo bacey]

When I was nine there was this nasty cockroach on my bedroom floor and I didn't wanna kill it because I didn't want guts all over my carpet. So for some reason I decided it would be a good idea to just put this blue non-transparent tape over it and wait for it to die. Yeah, I was sadistic, I know. Then I forgot about it, and when I pulled the tape up two months later IT WAS STILL ALIVE! :run:

Awww, poor thing! It had to suffer for two months! But hey, I ain't any better. I used to suffocate spiders by putting a cup over them instead of just squashing them.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Llamas smell funny. Also, there was a time in my life where I went around singing the llama song at the top of my lungs constantly, and everyone hated me for it.

When I was nine there was this nasty cockroach on my bedroom floor and I didn't wanna kill it because I didn't want guts all over my carpet. So for some reason I decided it would be a good idea to just put this blue non-transparent tape over it and wait for it to die. Yeah, I was sadistic, I know. Then I forgot about it, and when I pulled the tape up two months later IT WAS STILL ALIVE! :run:

Creepy.

My sister and I used to tape cicadas to trees. And pour hot candle wax onto Japanese beatles. And bury dead snakes in wooden boxes, and then dig them up later. And also we burried our dead pet fish in water bottles, with half of the bottle above ground so we could see it. We were pretty messed up.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Awww, poor thing! It had to suffer for two months! But hey, I ain't any better. I used to suffocate spiders by putting a cup over them instead of just squashing them.

Did I tell you about the time that there was a spider on my wall, so I got a plastic cup and taped it to the wall with the spider in it?? It stayed like that for a few days, but then the cup fell, and I don't know where the spider went.

 

[Lindsey-Loo]

Yeah, I definitely kill spiders by spraying them with hairspray.

Kids are so funny. I watched some show about Marie Antoinette when I was little and cut off all my Barbie doll's heads, hehe.

My neck hurts from being on the computer for so long.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Do you ever worry that your almond hershey kiss might be a bug hershey kiss?? What if there's a bug in there insead of an almond??

 

[stacey bo bacey]

Do you ever worry that your almond hershey kiss might be a bug hershey kiss?? What if there's a bug in there insead of an almond??

Nope, never thought about it til now. Thanks!

 

[cardero]

In an unscheduled, unprecedented visit, RF Member Ralph C will be visiting the Cardero household for a special Slider Burger Saturday. Ralph C. picked up one of those Slider Stations (as seen on TV) and we’re cooking Turkey Burgers and watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 movies (turkeys) all day!

 

[whereismynotecard]

Nope, never thought about it til now. Thanks!

You're welcome. It's good to know it's a possibility.

 

[stacey bo bacey]

One of my best friend's friend is having a baby. Would I be a ***** to say that thing is going to be UGLY as sin?

Ugh, whatever. I think I'm just irritated because I hate pregnant women. And kids.

 

[lamplighter]

One of my best friend's friend is having a baby. Would I be a ***** to say that thing is going to be UGLY as sin?

Ugh, whatever. I think I'm just irritated because I hate pregnant women. And kids.

LOL, well I wouldn't say the kid is ugly until you actually see it, but your not alone, you and 80% of the Service Industry hate kids and pregnant women.

 

[dawny0826]

One of my best friend's friend is having a baby. Would I be a ***** to say that thing is going to be UGLY as sin?

Ugh, whatever. I think I'm just irritated because I hate pregnant women. And kids.

You know, my friend has a theory. She believes that two ugly people make pretty babies and two pretty people make ugly *** babies.

I think her theory sucks. My children are pretty, so I guess that makes my hubby and I ugly. I just can't accept that!!

:slap: <===== (Me, smacking my friend.)

 

[stacey bo bacey]

You know, my friend has a theory. She believes that two ugly people make pretty babies and two pretty people make ugly *** babies.

I think her theory sucks. My children are pretty, so I guess that makes my hubby and I ugly. I just can't accept that!!

:slap: <===== (Me, smacking my friend.)

Hahaha yea I've heard that theory. But looking at Shiloh Jolie-Pitt...that would mean Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ugly! Because I think that baby is gorgeous. You don't mind being in the same camp as Brad and Angelina, do ya?

 

[DarkSun]

Brad and Angelina have been officially declared "ugly" by the US court system. That is all.

 

[stacey bo bacey]

Brad and Angelina have been officially declared "ugly" by the US court system. That is all.

I've never been a big fan of either of them. I think they're attractive, though. Of course their appeal is diminished by their horrible personalities.

 

[stacey bo bacey]

I love these.......

....and am going to smoke one right now! :bounce

Note that it is Virginia Blend. Even I--the person who HATES cigarettes--enjoy this lovely blend of homegrown tobacco. :hearts: