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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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Harvey Wallbanger
This just in: Swiss Cheese is stupid! People who sell Swiss Cheese are even more stupid! They should sell it by size and not weight to make more $$$$$$$$$!
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
But do you think mice will be a problem??

I mean... I'd gladly live in harmony with the mice in my house of cheese, but I don't want them eating the ceiling and creating leaks...

I guess I'll just have a talk with them about it before we move in.
The mice here seem to prefer popcorn and peanut butter on tortillas to cheese anyhow.
 

Comet

Harvey Wallbanger
Women are strange creatures and they have alterior motives, though I know not what those alterior motives are......
 

lamplighter

Almighty Tallest
What's up with people randomly vomitting on some of these??

Like this one:

cheeseandcrackersplatter.jpg
Because all these cheese platters you're showing are used for wine tasting, and all the different foods allow you to explore the complexities of a wine and what they would be good with which is why all of them have fruit of some kind, usually grapes, I don't know what the "puke" is though, could be some kind of marmalade by the looks of it. Although really most people usually don't know what they're talking about when it comes to wine and just like the cheese and crackers when they're getting drunk. I had to learn all this and take a number of wine classes at a fine dinning restaurant, if you want to mess with people when trying wine just throw out any words that pop into your head, most of them will agree with you whether you think the wine tastes like anything from fruit loops to kerosene or not.
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
:D I'll give that a try sometime:

"I daresay, this wine has a hint of carpet juice and dust in it's undertones. I also taste a slight worm wrinkle, and an aftertaste of stale marshmallows. Quite exquisite indeed."
 

FyreBrigidIce

Returning Noob
I have a new computer. YAY!!! It is so much faster than my old one. It is on rent-to-own but hopefully it will be mine next year.


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stacey bo bacey

oh no you di'int
I have been going to the gym and working out lately...I'm up to running/walking 2 miles a day along with the weight training.

YET when I walk up my stairs......I still get all red in the face and winded. HOW'S THAT?!
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
I have been going to the gym and working out lately...I'm up to running/walking 2 miles a day along with the weight training.

YET when I walk up my stairs......I still get all red in the face and winded. HOW'S THAT?!

You is just getting old, perhaps? :D I had a class on the fourth floor of a building the semester before last, and I could hardly breathe by the time I made it up the stairs. There was an elevator, but it always had people in it... and you know how I feel about people... (I don't like them)
 
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