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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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cardero

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Action!! Excitement at the tolls tonight!! A woman driving a few of her friends back from some concert reported to me that her friend in the passenger seat was passed out. I called 911 and within minutes there were 4 police cars and an ambulance. The ambulance took the girl who was passed out and the police are now questioning the other 3 people in the car and they are giving them a breathilizer. Update to come!
 

stacey bo bacey

oh no you di'int
They are black with colourful hearts all over them. :D

Are they like these?!

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cardero

Citizen Mod
$1.85?!? They could have bought a slushie with that!! That's a cruel business you're running... Depriving people of their slushies...
HEY!!! We also provide accurate directions and help people to continue on with this thing called life. Hell, my "have a good day" alone is worth $1.85. And FYI, not everybody pays $1.85, just the ones from Albany. Why, any number of people can pay $0.60 from Catskill to $14.65 from Buffalo (except for the strippers from the local Ace Of Clubs, I pay for their tolls and they punch my card. After 106 free rides, I get a lapdance.)
 

cardero

Citizen Mod
This Is A Random, Meaningless, Announcement Thread UPDATE!!!


I am eating blueberry pie with hwhip cream watching them cuff and arrest the concert goers. More news about the pie when I am finished.
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
HEY!!! We also provide accurate directions and help people to continue on with this thing called life. Hell, my "have a good day" alone is worth $1.85. And FYI, not everybody pays $1.85, just the ones from Albany. Why, any number of people can pay $0.60 from Catskill to $14.65 from Buffalo (except for the strippers from the local Ace Of Clubs, I pay for their tolls and they punch my card. After 106 free rides, I get a lapdance.)

Well... I bought a slushie for 95 cents today. It was a 16 ounce mt. dew one.
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
I hope the fact that my breasts have vanished doesn't creep anyone out. I'm wearing a bra for the first time in a few days, and it's a sport bra, so they are squished.

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cardero

Citizen Mod
This Is A Random, Meaningless, Announcement Thread UPDATE!!!

We go live on the scene with Pat Cardero to update you on this current crisis. Patrick what is the situation there?

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Back to you whereismynotecard.
 
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whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Good night everyone. Baggins and I are going to do a sleep so we can go to school tomorrow. Well, I've got school tomorrow. Baggins has some humping to do tomorrow.
 
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