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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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Wookiemonster

Wookiemonster

The*****isBack
Nepenthe said:
Monta leaned forward on the edge of her seat, bumping the desk and startling Wookimonster out of her thoughts. Out of her darkness. Out of her descent down mental alleyways filled with body chalk outlines and broken dreams. The last thing she wanted to see was Monta there, grinning like a drunk who just won a week's worth of hooch at the bangtails. Monta was all bim, all bing, and cool as a corpse in December.

"So, this butter and egg man of yours, this England' fella, you think he run off with the Cs?"

There was ice in Monta's voice. Wookiemonster had seen her at work before, all serene and calm like the bruno's she'd snuffed were nuthin' to her. Nuthin' but dust and a tattered bloody suit to bury burn or hide at a later date. Wookiemonster sighed and tilted the bottle towards Monta.

"You know the giggle juice ruins my aim. And I don't need you goin' over the edge with the rams, Wook' doll." She nodded towards the bottle as if she could mentally force it out of Wookiemonster's grip. Glass broke in the alley below, tires screeched. A few tense seconds passed.

Someone knocked heavily on the office door.
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Who is it....I've got to know...I need closure...
 
monta

monta

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I seem to be at the centre of some Jehovah Witness turf war.

Does anyone know why the don't use the doorbell? twice today I have heard muttering in my front garden and gone out and found Jehovah's Witnesses chatting among themselves waiting for me to open the door. :shrug:
 
cardero

cardero

Citizen Mod
RF member RalphC. is coming over today and I worked last night and I don't think I will be getting a lick of sleep.
 
cardero

cardero

Citizen Mod
cardero said:
RF member RalphC. is coming over today and I worked last night and I don't think I will be getting a lick of sleep.
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I did it! I stayed up 26 hours, got through three movies and Babalooies White Pizza with meatball and ham and had a great time. RIP John Hughes, I'm going to bed.
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
monta said:
Mascara on then sneeze every damn time. I must be one of those peeps that sneezes at bright lights :(
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I once heard that if your nose is tickling like you might sneeze, but you just can't seem to actually sneeze, looking into a light will make you sneeze(that's if you are already close to a sneeze.) I've tested that theory, and it seems true in instances involving myself, but I cannot say for sure if it is true for everyone or for most people, as further scientific experimentation would be required.
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Here's the good news:

Rex is half-way to frubal whoredom. :D

My sista is coming home tomorrow. :D

I've still got some season 3 Psych episodes to watch :D
(and I haven't seen some of them yet either)

I am going to go to sleep soon. :D
(and I love sleeping)
 
monta

monta

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whereismynotecard said:
My Rosemary plant it getting so big!! I hope it's roots have enough room in the pot. A pot you put plants in; not marijuana.
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I think the kindest thing would be to let her go, but you will have to do it gradually take her into the wild and slowly introduce her to the wild rosemarie, once they have accepted her you can plant her near them. Don't be upset by some of the more aggressive posturing of the wild rosemary it is just how they establish the pecking order.
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
He already smells like roses. :D
My younger sister doesn't believe it.
But I think he smells perfect. :D
And I'm sure I smell just like him,
since he is always rubbing all over
my bed and clothing.
 
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