The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[ChristineES]

When I was little, I loved KFC, but as a grownup I can't eat it without feeling sick afterwards.

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

I've worked there for almost 2 years... I already know the details.

2 years?! Holy crap! :faint:

 

[whereismynotecard]

Baggins is so grouchy... I think it's bed time for Baggins...

 

[mrscardero]

It was really hot at work today and our AC was not working properly.
I had a fan blowing air towards me and it didn't help.
Tomorrow, Tuesday will be another hot one with bad AC.

That is all.

 

[+Xausted]

My mother is a loon

 

[Sunstone]

I is bored and watching my toenails grow.

 

[mrscardero]

I just came back from the post office.
IT'S HOT!!!

New Jersey had 75,000 people without electricity yesterday.
What about today?

That is all.

 

[mrscardero]

I is bored and watching my toenails grow.

 

[ChristineES]

Those toenails are just lovely. EEE ewww!

 

[Quagmire]

This librarian is one of the loudest people I've ever heard. When someone goes up to her desk she's like, "HI!!!!! WHAT CAN i DO FOR YOU??!!??!!! OH I THINK WE HAVE THAT BOOK ON HOLD!!!!!!!!...."

What insane, misanthropic high school guidance councelor suggested she become a librarian?

Now she's singing. God help us all.

 

[Rejected]

I have returned

As you were.

 

[Willamena]

I have returned

As you were.

I reject your return (and raise you double).

 

[Rejected]

I'll call your rejection, and throw in a Disbelief

 

[Comet]

I'll call your rejection, and throw in a Disbelief

I just called both of your rejections and told them that you two don't deserve presents from Santa this year. I also threw your disbelief of this post out my window.

 

[Willamena]

I am about to get very wet, walking home in a storm with no umbrella.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I was not being mean, I am from another counrty and I have no idea how much the 'nickle ' is worth.

A nickel is a 5-cent coin.

Canadian/US coinage:
- 1 cent: penny
- 5 cents: nickel
- 10 cents: dime
- 25 cents: quarter
- 50 cents: half-dollar (rare, not in everyday use)

Beyond that, everything in the US is bills (except for silver dollar coins, which aren't in everyday use either). Canadians need at least a pound of change in their pockets to feel normal, so they have a couple more:

- 1 dollar: loonie, named for the figure of a loon on the reverse of the coin
- 2 dollars: toonie, i.e. twice a loonie... the name won out over ones like "the bear" (it has a polar bear on the reverse) and "moonie" (referring to the fact that the coin has the Queen on the front with a bear behind )

 

[whereismynotecard]

If someone bought me a dethklok/metalocalypse shirt, I would wear it.

 

[whereismynotecard]

My eyelids feel cold on my eyes. What does that mean??

 

[OutOfTime]

buy new eyelids.

 

[whereismynotecard]

They're too expensive. I'll just put them in the microwave... about 15 seconds, you think?