Vile Atheist
Loud and Obnoxious
Why don't atheists go door-to-door to argue with people?
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Why don't atheists go door-to-door to argue with people?
They're getting ambitious around here: they're trying to merge construction into winter. I think one road project near me is still paving. :cover:
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Did I tell you guys about Baggins and Jesus?
We were walking around in the cemetery, and there is a Jesus statue in the middle of it. When we walked by it, Baggins didn't notice it. I took him up to it and he didn't notice it until he was right in front of it. Then he barked at it, because he thought it was a real person. When Baggins sees someone he doesn't know, he doesn't just do a little bark. He does a huge growling, throwing a fit kind of bark. I thought it was really funny. That must mean Baggins isn't a Christian.
Baggins is all talk though. He always barks at our grey cat who lives outside, acting like he would kill her if we let him. Recently that cat, Martha, has been living in our house, since it's so cold outside. I love teasing Baggins and showing him the cat, so today we brought the cat right up to him. She even laid down right next to him, on my lap. Baggins was so funny. He refused to look at her and buried his face in my shirt. He talks a good game... but he's really scared of kitties. (and Jesus)
We were walking around in the cemetery, and there is a Jesus statue in the middle of it. When we walked by it, Baggins didn't notice it. I took him up to it and he didn't notice it until he was right in front of it. Then he barked at it, because he thought it was a real person. When Baggins sees someone he doesn't know, he doesn't just do a little bark. He does a huge growling, throwing a fit kind of bark. I thought it was really funny. That must mean Baggins isn't a Christian.
Baggins is all talk though. He always barks at our grey cat who lives outside, acting like he would kill her if we let him. Recently that cat, Martha, has been living in our house, since it's so cold outside. I love teasing Baggins and showing him the cat, so today we brought the cat right up to him. She even laid down right next to him, on my lap. Baggins was so funny. He refused to look at her and buried his face in my shirt. He talks a good game... but he's really scared of kitties. (and Jesus)
Vile Atheist
Loud and Obnoxious
Hahaha. That's going to be a ******* in the Spring if they're still paving roads.
katiafish
consciousness incarnate
Sorry to hear of your moods, assuming you would prefere to be happier. If you feel like that song (I listened to a little) then I can only wish you good weekend and remind you kindly that you are not your moods, rather they arise in your awareness and they are known to be seperate by their very witnessing. May happiness shine on you my friend. :yes:
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
It's so difficult.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
I had a terrible dream last night, that I went back to KFC to work, and my boss kept making stupid jokes and I had to pretend to think they were funny so he wouldn't be mad at me. Then I had to take some people's orders and it was just awful. It was much like the two years when I worked there in real life... Horrible horrible horrible... My dreams are often a reflection of my biggest fears.
My biggest fears are:
A. KFC
B. Baggins running away
C. All of my teeth falling out
My biggest fears are:
A. KFC
B. Baggins running away
C. All of my teeth falling out
Just_me_Mike
Well-Known Member
I made a new fire pit in my backyard.
Oh yeah, I also have bugs on me!
Oh yeah, I also have bugs on me!
Way to go!
Morse
To Extinguish
katiafish
consciousness incarnate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwg6tFr1ZSY
Now i am pretty convinced noone ever watches videos i post.. Apart from Monta!!
Now i am pretty convinced noone ever watches videos i post.. Apart from Monta!!
te_lanus
Alien Hybrid
te_lanus
Alien Hybrid
I do to.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwg6tFr1ZSY
Now i am pretty convinced noone ever watches videos i post.. Apart from Monta!!
katiafish
consciousness incarnate
katiafish
consciousness incarnate
Morse
To Extinguish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwg6tFr1ZSY
Now i am pretty convinced noone ever watches videos i post.. Apart from Monta!!
My internet isnt good enough to watch videos.
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