The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Songbird]

You realize that I start to grate when you have to deal with me all day, right? My wife can vouch for that.

1 - I doubt it.
2 - I grate immediately, so there.
3 - I'm used to ingratiation irritation. I can deal.
4 - You're a penguin, for god's sake. When I get irritated, I'll pet your head.

 

[croak]

Apparently it's not the fridge. I think it's that fan.

And it randomly started pouring rain real hard. Now it's back to regular pouring.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

1 - I doubt it.

Do you remember Magic Mongo from the Krofft Supershow? When I come in, I don't say, "honey, I'm home!" I make the Magic Mongo noise.

My wife is a very patient and forgiving woman.

2 - I grate immediately, so there.

And this is supposed to make me want to live with you?

3 - I'm used to ingratiation irritation. I can deal.

Really? With Magic Mongo? Every day?

Like I said, I start to grate after a while.

4 - You're a penguin, for god's sake. When I get irritated, I'll pet your head.

I hate to break this to you, but in real life, I'm not actually a penguin. :sorry1:

 

[Songbird]

Do you remember Magic Mongo from the Krofft Supershow? When I come in, I don't say, "honey, I'm home!" I make the Magic Mongo noise.

My wife is a very patient and forgiving woman.

Brilliant! I walk in humming Ke$ha songs, which is horrifyingly tragic. Her autotuned boppyness gets in me.

My husband and your wife would have a lot to talk about.

And this is supposed to make me want to live with you?

You know you want to.

Really? With Magic Mongo? Every day?

Like I said, I start to grate after a while.

I should tell you about my life sometime.

I hate to break this to you, but in real life, I'm not actually a penguin. :sorry1:

??!! :sad4:

 

[Gaura Priya]

What's with all the bird names on Religious Forums?

 

[croak]

What's with all the bird names on Religious Forums?

Coming from the falcon.

It's a sign!

 

[Gaura Priya]

Coming from the falcon.

It's a sign!

Sign of what?

I've been thinking of a bird name change some time in the future...

 

[croak]

Sign of what?

I've been thinking of a bird name change some time in the future...

Of a sign!

 

[Smokeless Indica]

I'm in a moody mood lol

 

[Songbird]

I'm in a moody mood lol

Of course, hon! You're allowed.

 

[Gaura Priya]

I'm in a moody mood lol

Do you need anything? A back massage? A nice hot bath?

Homemade chocolate rice pudding at 3:00 in the morning?

 

[Smokeless Indica]

Do you need anything? A back massage? A nice hot bath?

Homemade chocolate rice pudding at 3:00 in the morning?

Yes, yes, and how about instead of 3:00am I get it now?

 

[Gaura Priya]

Yes, yes, and how about instead of 3:00am I get it now?

Am cooking the rice in the milk as we speak! :drool:

 

[Herr Heinrich]

How would you and your wife feel about moving in with us?

How come no one ever asks me this?

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

How come no one ever asks me this?

How would you and your wife feel about moving in with us?

 

[Father Heathen]

Know what I hate? When you're extremely nervous, and so you decide to have a few drinks to calm down, only to later be totally smashed yet still nervous as ****.

 

[Erebus]

Know what I hate? When you're extremely nervous, and so you decide to have a few drinks to calm down, only to later be totally smashed yet still nervous as ****.

Two shots of whiskey is the best way I find. Takes the edge off without making you tipsy

 

[Father Heathen]

Two shots of whiskey is the best way I find. Takes the edge off without making you tipsy

Whiskey always gives me massive heartburn.

 

[Gaura Priya]

Alkie is a big no no for me...

 

[Herr Heinrich]

How would you and your wife feel about moving in with us?

I don't have a wife...I am single good sir. Also I think she recently edited wife into that statement recently. I don't remember it being there when I quoted it.