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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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DreadFish

Cosmic Vagabond
You could always go to a sperm bank, and sell drugs for money.

Drugs are a pretty stable industry, right?

I mean, most self-made millionaires are self-made because they sold drugs ;)
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
I wish I could get pregnant now and have kids. :(

Of course, that usually means finding a man... XD And some good financial stability!

Don't be in such a hurry. Once you have a child, your whole life will change and will revolve mostly around your babies. I can understand your longing, it is a natural one, but until you get your wish, enjoy your freedom.:)
 

croak

Trickster
How many times do you have to tell someone that they have the wrong number before they get it? Once or twice should do it ... not 4 times and a growl on the 5th one ... No sleep for me ... the calls didn't start until midnight. I'm unplugging the phone tonight the first time it rings.
I remember someone from Texas or thereabouts calling me in Canada at around 6 AM my time. He was trying to reach someone in the States, and when I told him he'd strayed a bit too far, he was quite surprised. I tried telling him in my groggy tone that he could look up the area codes for the state he was trying to call online, or maybe call an operator.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Drugs are a pretty stable industry, right?
The CIA made some good cash in the drug dealing business.

Also, my fingers hurt. >_>
One of my fingers hurts. It feels like I jabbed something between my finger nail and nail bed. I'm not sure exactly what caused it, but it sure does hurt.

My own announcement, my girlfriend got home from work, went to bed, snored in my ear loud enough for me to jump, which caused her to wake up for a second or two before she fell back to sleep. I haven't been able to fall back to sleep though, but it's about 10:30 and I got school in a few hours so I probably fall asleep as soon as I get back home.
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
I just thought you all should know: my Roomba's climbed up on the base of one of my lamps and is humping it.

I had no idea that robots went into heat.
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
I am really happy. My niece is teaching middle school English again. She has been working at doing something else because there were no openings at a school near her, but now she has found one. She has always been so bright.
 

Demonic Kitten

Active Member
True ... I have a few friends that would kill me if I died.

Right now I'm in a lot of pain ... physically ... and I don't have the money to go to the ER or Dr. The concern here is overwhelming. Or I guess I should say lack of concern. If I am in pain then it is no big deal.

Anyway ... enough of this.
 

Renji

Well-Known Member
Right now I'm in a lot of pain ... physically ... and I don't have the money to go to the ER or Dr. The concern here is overwhelming. Or I guess I should say lack of concern. If I am in pain then it is no big deal.

Aww, sorry to have asked. Anyway, I just believe that you'll endure with those pains no matter what.

Anyways, let's just have some fun here.:D
 
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