The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Demonic Kitten]

I have pulled a muscle at the base of my neck ...

 

[DreadFish]

Getting a good use out of my netflix subscription, watching Frasier while eating cheesesticks after work

 

[Majikthise]

Done!! Feels good. Hope my people win)(

Mah boy won fo Mayah, yeeah boyee!!
Mahtini time!

In the past 20 years I've only had two name brand politicians beat my votes. Barney Frank and Obamashyster. I'm still workin on Barney but Mass really is full of Massholes.

Edit; I forgot, Teddy "Ladykiller" Kennedy thwarted mo too. And John "Do you know who I am" Kerry.
Damn! Not doin' as good as I thought. Oh well, another martini will dull the pain.

 

[Gaura Priya]

Hindooooooooooo!!!!!

 

[BeckyRose1998]

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

... 2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

I found this on Facebook.


I like trains; did you know that?
"I like singing! I like doncing! I like trains! *gets hit by own train* "

 

[Gaura Priya]

I hope I wake early enough for the doctor's! Need to get my eyes checked...

 

[DreadFish]

Has a structured settlement, but needs CASH NOW.

 

[ChristineES]

Call J. G. Wentworth, 877-Cash Now!!

 

[JacobEzra.]

I hope I wake early enough for the doctor's! Need to get my eyes checked...

Sorry to hear that. Hope all works out for you


Today I conquered my fear of the dentist and got my tooth pulled. I thought I was going to have a heart attack when they were numbing my gums. Up until now, I have had horrible fear of dentist and pulling teeth.

 

[not nom]

Up until now, I have had horrible fear of dentist and pulling teeth.

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Pulling Teeth - Green Day - YouTube

I'm all busted up
Broken bones and nasty cuts
Accidents will happen
But this time I can't get up
She comes to check on me
Making sure I'm on my knees
After all she's the one
Who put me in this state

Is she ultra-violent?
Is she disturbed?
I better tell her that I love her
Before she does it all over again
Oh god, she's killing me!!!

For now I'll lie around
hell, that's all I can really do
She takes good care of me
Just keep saying my love is true

Is she ultra-violent?
Is she disturbed?
I better tell her that I love her
Before she does it all over again
Oh god, she's killing me!!!

Looking out my window for
Someone that's passing by
No one knows I'm locked in here
All I do is cry

For now I'll lie around
hell, that's all I can really do
She takes good care of me
Just keep saying my love is true


sorry I had to, I love green day congrats!

 

[Me Myself]

I am happy

 

[Majikthise]

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

... 2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

I found this on Facebook.


I like trains; did you know that?
"I like singing! I like doncing! I like trains! *gets hit by own train* "

They left out "Hard Drive" girls.
The kind who used to come home with me at closing time.:flirt:

 

[DreadFish]

I feel like im becoming a bitter old man sometimes. Oi...

 

[Majikthise]

I feel like im becoming a bitter old man sometimes. Oi...

It happens.

 

[Gaura Priya]

Work? No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:'(

 

[ChristineES]

Work? No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:'(

I love work. I can sit and watch it for hours.

 

[Demonic Kitten]

I really need to get out more ... which is why I'm going out tomorrow night with my best friend ^_^ She's 12 years younger than I am and we became friends because of Martial Arts. She was the best sparring partner

 

[dawny0826]

I want to curl up on the couch and watch "Say Yes to the Dress". But, the girls have hijacked the TV and again...it's non stop kid TV.

I want more coffee. But I don't want to brew another pot.

 

[Gaura Priya]

I love work. I can sit and watch it for hours.

I can't, lol... it's just not for me. Then again, I just want a better job.

 

[ChristineES]

It is Sunday. The three day weekend is almost over.