The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Draka]

Gotta go shopping today. Payday. Out of everything. Don't envy my checker at the grocery store. She'll have one hell of a cart to empty.

I was right. I spent more this time grocery shopping than I can ever remember spending. My cart was so full it was heavy. the guy checking me out had a ton of unloading to do and once all bagged there were two carts of bags. Mommy knows how to shop.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

My friend, Rhiana whose 13, and my other friend, Allanis, we trying to trick me into thinking Rhiana was pregnant...it worked for about 5 minutes, but before that I was all like, 'Rhiana! What did Isaiah do!?!?' Then they finally told we it was a trick and they told me not to tell our friends, Cody and Morgen, because they wanted to trick them. I had a fun day trying not to laugh at that.

 

[DreadFish]

This was circulating facebook last night and I had to share it here

Hope you all enjoy it too!

 

[ChristineES]

This was circulating facebook last night and I had to share it here

Hope you all enjoy it too!

George Takei posted these on his fb, and people got into a snit over them. I

 

[Renji]

My shoulder pain made me up all night (even if I had taken pain med already). Now all I wanna do is to sleep all day.

 

[Me Myself]

My shoulder pain made me up all night (even if I had taken pain med already). Now all I wanna do is to sleep all day.

I suffer the same problem without the shoulder pain.

You are so lucky you have an excuse :cover:

 

[BeckyRose1998]

I visited my highschool today. It was so fun! I went into a sophmore classroom and saw one of my best friends, Jessica. She totally freaked out; she was all like, 'HI BECKY!! ' It was pretty funny. And all her friends were like, 'Jessica, are you on crack??' xD

 

[croak]

My idea to wake up in the morning and not use Internet at night so I sleep earlier doesn't seem to be working, exactly. I end up using less Internet because I sleep in and have to go out. Let's see if I can catch up to the ten million things I missed here and elsewhere. :thud:

 

[Rakhel]

My idea to wake up in the morning and not use Internet at night so I sleep earlier doesn't seem to be working, exactly. I end up using less Internet because I sleep in and have to go out. Let's see if I can catch up to the ten million things I missed here and elsewhere. :thud:

I could make you a list?

 

[croak]

I could make you a list?

Ooh, that'd be grand!

There seems to be a lot of emphasis on race recently. Wonder where I would fit in... big black bird on a human forum.

 

[DreadFish]

Ooh, that'd be grand!

There seems to be a lot of emphasis on race recently. Wonder where I would fit in... big black bird on a human forum.

Maybe there?



But, surely I jest

 

[BeckyRose1998]

You know you're blonde when you're writing a powerpoint and you misspell a lot of things and you miss punctuation. Yep I'm a blonde

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

You know you're blonde when you're writing a powerpoint and you misspell a lot of things and you miss punctuation. Yep I'm a blonde

I was once in a lab group with someone who misspelled the word "lab" on the cover of our lab report. He was not blond.

 

[Me Myself]

You know you are blond when your head is covered by yellow hairs that are your own.

 

[Draka]

I worked with a blonde girl once that was the epitome of a blonde joke. I told her a blonde joke and she didn't get it. She came back up to me a couple hours later or so, laughing, saying she just now got the joke.

 

[croak]

Maybe there?



But, surely I jest

Are you saying feather/hair colour is analogous to skin colour? I'm not about to let you all ruffle my feathers just to check my skin colour!

Unless it comes with a scratch on the head... then I might be a bit more willing.

 

[ChristineES]

I have found that the best way to know if anyone reads your posts is to make a glaring mistake. If no one corrects you, then you know no one pays attention to you.

 

[croak]

I have found that the best way to know if anyone reads your posts is to make a glaring mistake. If no one corrects you, then you know no one pays attention to you.

I tend to physically restrain myself. I have a knack for noticing typos and the like, I think. I can't just fly around correcting everyone, though, can I?

Can I?

 

[croak]

I knew I shouldn't have come online, but I had to. And even when I didn't, I stuck around.

Must work on sleeping early!

 

[ChristineES]

I tend to physically restrain myself. I have a knack for noticing typos and the like, I think. I can't just fly around correcting everyone, though, can I?

Can I?

hahaha.
But if NO ONE corrects you.