The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Renji]

Now on my second day of my make up clinical duty for the completion of the hours I missed in school. I am assigned in a psychiatric facility and is caring for a patient with schizophrenia, experiencing delusion of grandeur (religious grandiosity, specifically) and auditory hallucination. My patient thinks that I am Saint Gabriel, sent by God to guard him.

 

[Wirey]

One time I really needed to fart in Church when I was like 7, and it was so loud that an old lady threw Holy Water at me. True story.

 

[Renji]

After 8hours of my clinical duty, I'm home finally. My legs are kinda aching now though. Damns nursing profession.

 

[Me Myself]

One time I attended a first comunion in which one of the women there started to vomit and me and my mom where laughing out loud for it and making jokes about exorcism...

I know I know I am a horrible person and I will go to hell... but damm, you´ve have to have been there to understand (but to be fair, only me and my mom understood... it´s everyone that´s nuts. Everyone but us...)

 

[Renji]

One time I attended a first comunion in which one of the women there started to vomit and me and my mom where laughing out loud for it and making jokes about exorcism...

I know I know I am a horrible person and I will go to hell... but damm, you´ve have to have been there to understand (but to be fair, only me and my mom understood... it´s everyone that´s nuts. Everyone but us...)

In nomine Christi, dicas me in nomen tuum!

 

[Renji]

Kidding aside though, why not ask "Are you okay?" or offer help instead of making such jokes.

 

[Me Myself]

A lot of people already doing that.

I mean for that moment I didn´t think at all that she was bad and she wasnt, it was something silly I dont remember what...

But it was just too fun Everyone was singing Jesus songs and she threw up while she was being blessed, Ohhhh the exorcists jokes!

 

[Renji]

Food for a thought..

 

[Me Myself]

Food for a thought..

Lol, did you seriously miss the pun of talking about digestion related content?

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Fun fact I just learned today:

Did you know that in Washington, Idaho, and one other state I'm forgetting, it's legal to turn left on a red light from a two-way street onto a one-way street?

I was as shocked as I'm sure you all are.

 

[Draka]

Fun fact I just learned today:

Did you know that in Washington, Idaho, and one other state I'm forgetting, it's legal to turn left on a red light from a two-way street onto a one-way street?

I was as shocked as I'm sure you all are.

I guess...as long as they actually go the right direction. Our downtown is made up of several one-way streets. I've seen a few idiots not be able to read a one-way sign correctly. Heck, someone did it at the school a few days ago. The street along the school for drop off and pick up is one-way. Someone decided to go the wrong way down that at pick up time. Was fun to watch

 

[Renji]

Fun fact I just learned today:

Did you know that in Washington, Idaho, and one other state I'm forgetting, it's legal to turn left on a red light from a two-way street onto a one-way street?

I was as shocked as I'm sure you all are.

Same here in my country. That's from what I know and observed. Or I guess it's allowed as long as there's no traffic enforcer looking.

 

[Renji]

Went to a party after my duty. I'm a bit drunk.

 

[Willamena]

The ancients were not stupid.

 

[Draka]

Pretty sad when you get a phone call telling you someone in the family has died and the response is..."eh". Not only that, but that is the expected response. The notification isn't really out of concern that people want to know, it's more a spreading of news that "hey, just FYI, this person died". I'm sure maybe my cousins are affected by their father's passing, but how much I don't really know. The guy wasn't exactly a great dad. Cold of me to say maybe, but I don't mourn guys who did the things he did to his kids.

 

[Renji]

For quite some time, everything seems "rotating" and stuff. But after a goodnight sleep, everything seems better. Geez, I'm not going to drink that much beer again. Mom almost "grilled" me when I got home.

 

[Me Myself]

You don´t like your drunken self?

If the problem was the hangover, you always gotta remember to drink A LOT of water before going to bed. When I do this, no hangover.

 

[Renji]

You don´t like your drunken self?

Nope, I just hate hangovers. It's actually the first time I drink that much.

If the problem was the hangover, you always gotta remember to drink A LOT of water before going to bed. When I do this, no hangover.

Student nurse here. I know those interventions dude.

Each person has different response to alcohol. For some, if they drink water before sleeping after getting drunk, they usually feel no hangover. But for some, they still do. And yeah, depends on the amount the person took and the type of alcoholic bevy.

 

[Me Myself]

Student nurse here. I know those interventions dude.

Ah! True! sorry

Each person has different response to alcohol. For some, if they drink water before sleeping after getting drunk, they usually feel no hangover. But for some, they still do. And yeah, depends on the amount the person took and the type of alcoholic bevy.

So... don't you have some super nursery techniques better than water that you´ll like to share?

 

[Renji]

Ah! True! sorry




So... don't you have some super nursery techniques better than water that you´ll like to share?

Though shall not put me to the test.

Alright, before having some alcoholic bevy, taking B vitamins atleast an hour before you drink such beverage decreases the chance for you to get drunk, as some literatures suggests. I wasn't able to do that though because I didn't originally plan to have some drink.

And yeah, water, banana and pineapple juice help excrete alcohol through the urine.

For headaches, I just use ice packs and sleep.

Next time, do googling.