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Debater Slayer said:
After much thinking and pondering about the subject, I have formulated a theory as to how unicorns went extinct: they were standing in line behind the skunks while boarding the Ark. You can guess what happened next.

Now I just gotta push for my theory to be taught in science class. I'm pretty sure the kids are going to love (and relate to) it. :yes:
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I'm conflicted about your theory.
1. It's such a good theory.

2. It somewhat stinks. :D
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The kids will definitely love it.
 
4consideration

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I am about to read all of the text for all of the state constitutional amendments proposed for the upcoming election.

Expect my humor to be really wacky today! Reading a lot of legal language tends to do that to me. :)
 
4consideration

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That was fun!

If you haven't read all the text of the ballot issues where you will be voting, and usually rely on the summaries, I highly recommend reading the actual text for fun. :D
 
Renji

Renji

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Me: what if I become a priest?
Se Jin: don't you realize that that will cause the girls to fall into sin instead of being closer to God?
Me: huh?
Se Jin: Don't play innocent. If you are a priest and I'm attending your mass, I won't listen to anything you say but just day dream of you while inside the church. I'm sure other girls will. Imagine how much "damage" that can cause to their souls. Not only that you are the cause for them not to listen to the word, but also you're going to make them fall into the sin of idolatry. :p

*slaps Se Jin on her back* :D
 
croak

croak

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Renji said:
Me: what if I become a priest?
Se Jin: don't you realize that that will cause the girls to fall into sin instead of being closer to God?
Me: huh?
Se Jin: Don't play innocent. If you are a priest and I'm attending your mass, I won't listen to anything you say but just day dream of you while inside the church. I'm sure other girls will. Imagine how much "damage" that can cause to their souls. Not only that you are the cause for them not to listen to the word, but also you're going to make them fall into the sin of idolatry. :p

*slaps Se Jin on her back* :D
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I like her way of thinking. :p
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

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Today, I start my first nude painting ever. It's a very modest nude -- hardly a real nude at all. You can only see one nipple, nothing below the waist, and the focus is not even on her breasts. Instead, the focus is actually on her hair -- which is blowing long and free. It's hard to describe the composition in words, but I think it's a very dramatic one.
 
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apophenia

apophenia

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Sunstone said:
Today, I start my first nude painting ever. It's a very modest nude -- hardly a real nude at all. You can only see one nipple, nothing below the waist, and the focus is not even on her breasts. Instead, the focus is actually on her hair -- which is blowing long and free. It's hard to describe the composition in words, but I think it's a very dramatic one.
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Well done. I like the phrase "and the focus is not even on her breasts". Who'd have believed it possible ? LOL.

I also had a day with a memorable first. Recently, after over 4 years of regular yoga practice, I became capable of prasarita padottanasana, which is a forward stretch with legs wide apart, hinged at the hip, and crown of head on the floor, with hands on the floor in line with the feet. For a long while it seemed impossible, especially since I have a long leg to torso ratio.

Then, yesterday, a teacher demonstrated that from that position one can raise the legs and go into headstand, which blew me away.

So today, I decided to go for it. I managed it on my first attempt. I can't stop smiling about that.
 
croak

croak

Trickster
Sunstone said:
Today, I start my first nude painting ever. It's a very modest nude -- hardly a real nude at all. You can only see one nipple, nothing below the waist, and the focus is not even on her breasts. Instead, the focus is actually on her hair -- which is blowing long and free. It's hard to describe the composition in words, but I think it's a very dramatic one.
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So you've done nude drawings, nude photography, nude colouring, nude modelling.... :D

It sounds nice! I've seen some nudes where the emphasis was definitely not on the nudity; it just seemed natural and beautiful.
 
Me Myself

Me Myself

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Sunstone said:
Today, I start my first nude painting ever. It's a very modest nude -- hardly a real nude at all. You can only see one nipple, nothing below the waist, and the focus is not even on her breasts. Instead, the focus is actually on her hair -- which is blowing long and free. It's hard to describe the composition in words, but I think it's a very dramatic one.
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I am not following. Hair fetish?
 
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AmbiguousGuy

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Sunstone said:
Today, I start my first nude painting ever. It's a very modest nude -- hardly a real nude at all. You can only see one nipple, nothing below the waist, and the focus is not even on her breasts. Instead, the focus is actually on her hair -- which is blowing long and free. It's hard to describe the composition in words, but I think it's a very dramatic one.
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Don't paint her, especially with oils. She'll never get her hair unmatted.

Leave her nude and take some photos.

To share with us.
 
Debater Slayer

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
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Here's a random, meaningless announcement: My hair is currently long enough to reach my earlobe. This is the first time in months it has reached this length, and now I'm wondering whether I should get a haircut or possibly let it grow up to shoulder-length.

/Random, meaningless hair-related announcement.
 
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