The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Shadow Wolf]

I drank so much at the bar last night my muscles ache today. I had two long island iced teas, a shot of Crown, shot of Jack, jager bomb, some drink called a fruit salad, and four, maybe five beers. All I paid for was my first beer when I first got there. I also played Children of Bodom's cover of Oops...I did it again. All because (as I've heard the story) they were drunk when they decided to cover it and record it and because I was drunk it seemed like a good idea to play it.
And I was getting smashed with one of the guys who is near the top of his department and one of the more well liked and knowledgeable tutors where I go to school, who happened to be at the bar last night.
Which has put me into another situation in which I have been drunk around school faculty, including in front of the vice-chancellor at a cast party that was at her house (her daughter was the director). But she had some really good wine.:yes:

 

[Willamena]

I miss Fargo's. The noise that passed for music, the chicken wings and poutine, the watered down drinks, and NTN trivia.

/nostalgia

 

[BeckyRose1998]

Good morning, sexual!

 

[Tarheeler]

My oldest boy (17) was tilling the garden this morning, and I heard him talking to the tiller: That's it baby, dig a little deeper for me. Turn it under right, baby. Just a little deeper....

He finally looked up and my wife and I were crying from laughing so hard and he just had this odd look on his face.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

I like trains.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am going to get out of my recliner... eventually

 

[ChristineES]

Remember: If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is probably a duck.

 

[Draka]

Remember: If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is probably a duck.

Or someone dressed as a duck doing a very good duck impression.

 

[Draka]

My driver's license expired yesterday. Oops. I'd go today to take care of renewing it, but as the hubby is laid up sick in bed and is bad enough I don't know whether or not I'll have to take him to the doctor/hospital I don't think I should leave the house for the time being. I think I have some leeway to get it renewed anyway. At least I hope.

 

[Wu Wei]

Quack Quack

 

[Draka]

Waddle Waddle

 

[Wu Wei]

Duck!!!!

 

[Quagmire]

Duck!!!!

!!PHEW!!! Thanks.

that was close.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

I knew a girl named Hailain and she likes ducks. She had some pet ducks. Lol

 

[Wu Wei]

I had pet ducks....many...MANY years ago.....

 

[Wu Wei]

!!PHEW!!! Thanks.

that was close.

anytime

 

[Draka]

Don't quote me, but I think the plague has hit this area of Iowa. At least going by this household, my son's classroom (half the kids out), and others around here. Yep, that or biological warfare.

 

[Tarheeler]

I built a chicken coop last year expecting a flock of 8. We now have over 20 running around in the back yard.

I'm told this phenomenon is called "chicken math". All I know is that the eggs are pretty damn good.

 

[apophenia]

I built a chicken coop last year expecting a flock of 8. We now have over 20 running around in the back yard.

I'm told this phenomenon is called "chicken math". All I know is that the eggs are pretty damn good.

Time for some rooster kiev by the sound of it.

 

[Tarheeler]

Time for some rooster kiev by the sound of it.

No, we did that last year. We keep a single rooster (promotes a healthy and stable flock and gives us fertilized eggs) and the rest are productive hens.

We sold off ten laying hens during the winter, might be time to do it again fairly soon. They're going for between 7 and 15 dollars per hen in my neck of the woods.