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Sha'irullah

رسول الآلهة
My flippity floppity broke down because a fluber goober was caught in its heka deka. As of now it may require a sooba dooba which can cost me 300 grappa gradda.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I was in an interesting meeting today....and no one is more shocked that I that there is such a thing
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I used to work with one lady, who not once, but TWICE said, something to the extent of "**** you you dumb mother ******" to the same customer, once on Christmas Eve, in front of his kids, and again a few days later, again in front of his kids. She actually thought she should have gotten unemployment benefits for "wrongful termination" and even took the company to court over it.:facepalm:
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
No bacon is much better
I agree. Bacon is ok, once in awhile. But because it's mostly fatty tissue, mostly grease, hardly anything that is actually good or usable by the body, I tend to use nothing more than a few bacon bits when the salty and greasy treat can help to enhance flavor, typically of things that on their own are greasy, fatty, and really not that good for you anyways (such as burgers, cheesy potato skins, and apparently some people like it in ice cream but for me that is too much salty and too much sweet to taste good, not too mention the greasy blobs that will form in the ice cream if the bacon was actually cooked and prepared versus cooked and loaded with even more preservatives).
But pleasure foods are subjective, and I am certainly no one to judge when it comes to artery clogging pleasure food goodness as I would eat pizza every day for every meal if it wouldn't kill me, in all reality, quicker than smoking would.
 

BeckyRose1998

PICKLES THE KID
I started Final Fantasy VII in the middle of 7th grade. Now, almost a sophmore, I'm finally on disc three of three on the PC version. I. Am. A. LOSER.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Was mowing the lawn.....
It started raining.....
I stopped mowing....
I went in the house.....
 

Tarheeler

Argumentative Curmudgeon
Premium Member
I managed to talk an electrician and a fire alarm technician into climbing inside one of my cooling towers this morning to spray it out with a pressure washer and to grease the motor and fan bearings.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
It's dang near June, & we have frost warnings for tonite!
Where is that global warming they keep promising me?
 
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