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The Random, Meaningless Political post thread

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Blue Oyster Cult for President


If Godzilla is elected, the first thing he'd do is plan to attack Japan, which would not be wise given the current geopolitical alignments and circumstances.

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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
He lowers the value of the real estate he destroys.

Better....
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I'm not against Bender...but you are too short sited about Godzilla.... all you have to do is have the OTHER real estate.... he tends to trash cities....and for your information he NEVER attacks Michigan... I guess he figures Detroit is trashed enough already

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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'm not against Bender...but you are too short sited about Godzilla.... all you have to do is have the OTHER real estate.... he tends to trash cities....and for your information he NEVER attacks Michigan... I guess he figures Detroit is trashed enough already
He has no stated position on beer & hookers.
That is suspicious.
So you know what Godzilla can kiss....
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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
He has no stated position on beer & hookers.
That is suspicious.
So you know what Godzilla can kiss....
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Yeah well Bender has no plan to cut taxes
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so you... and Bender can smell Godzilla's radiation heat breath

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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
While that's a good clear simple platform,
it still doesn't address beer & hookers.
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Godzilla has no plans for beer or hookers.... well that is unless they are in the way.....

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And just think about it, Godzilla trashes cities..... lawyers live in cities...and you hate lawyers...besides...he has coffee cups ....

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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
HUH!!! Kang can't be president.,... he's an alien and not a citizen of the USA.... Besides...Godzilla already has t-shirts
Godzilla is Japanese.
At least Kang Johnson has Ameristanian connections,
ie, he's Maggie Simpson's father.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Godzilla is Japanese.
At least Kang Johnson has Ameristanian connections,
ie, he's Maggie Simpson's father.
GODZILLA!!!!is not Japanese, however he does seem to have something against Japan... I think it is part of his standing on foreign trade

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Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
As a candidate, Godzilla also has another liability: His nephew, Godzooky, whose wild past as a playboy and philanderer, making crooked deals, could come back to haunt him.
 
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