Digital_Monk
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I'll probably regret posting this in the morning, but for right now, I feel like getting this off my chest. In no particular order other than what comes to mind:
1. Sex is gross. Seriously. Naked people, sweating, swapping bodily fluids, swapping spit, their bodies slapping together. Just, ick. Why?
2. Sex is pointless. It's a lot of effort and BS for a few muscle contractions for orgasm. Men or women. It's a cost-benefit thing, and the cost WAY outweighs the benefit.
3. I hate children. I hated them even when I was one. Sex in my mind is only useful if two people are trying to have children, and thankfully I am infertile so there is 0% reason for me to engage in sex.
4. Time. The time both men and women spend on trying to get laid is just mind boggling. Why? What are you getting besides a pat to your ego? Why not focus that time into a hobby or learning a new skill? Wow.
5. Lies. Both men and women lie like crazy about their sexual histories. Men lie and say they have more experience than they really do (average for a 40 year old man is 8 partners), and women lie about how many men they've had sex with (average for women is 18 men, and at least 50% are with two or more at the same time). Why all the lies. You both suck at sex, and you both lie. Come clean. If you can't own your past, why live in the now?
6. Spirituality. This one is purely my own opinion, but I don't think spirituality and sexuality can live in the same house. I'd much rather be close to God than I would to get my wiener touched by some woman ever again.
7. Misogyny. I'll admit it - I hate women. I always have. I learned to hate women when I was young and I saw what a POS woman my mother was and how she was a man-hating *****. I don't trust women. I am suspect of women. Women are catty. Women are shallow. I don't like women. Unfortunately, I have to deal with them on occasion, so I try to remain polite and cordial, but I am NEVER friendly to a woman. My major professor in grad school is a woman, so I am polite to her, but I keep her at an arm's distance.
There are more, but it's hard to type as drunk as I am and I want to go downstairs to mix another drink. Toodles.
1. Sex is gross. Seriously. Naked people, sweating, swapping bodily fluids, swapping spit, their bodies slapping together. Just, ick. Why?
2. Sex is pointless. It's a lot of effort and BS for a few muscle contractions for orgasm. Men or women. It's a cost-benefit thing, and the cost WAY outweighs the benefit.
3. I hate children. I hated them even when I was one. Sex in my mind is only useful if two people are trying to have children, and thankfully I am infertile so there is 0% reason for me to engage in sex.
4. Time. The time both men and women spend on trying to get laid is just mind boggling. Why? What are you getting besides a pat to your ego? Why not focus that time into a hobby or learning a new skill? Wow.
5. Lies. Both men and women lie like crazy about their sexual histories. Men lie and say they have more experience than they really do (average for a 40 year old man is 8 partners), and women lie about how many men they've had sex with (average for women is 18 men, and at least 50% are with two or more at the same time). Why all the lies. You both suck at sex, and you both lie. Come clean. If you can't own your past, why live in the now?
6. Spirituality. This one is purely my own opinion, but I don't think spirituality and sexuality can live in the same house. I'd much rather be close to God than I would to get my wiener touched by some woman ever again.
7. Misogyny. I'll admit it - I hate women. I always have. I learned to hate women when I was young and I saw what a POS woman my mother was and how she was a man-hating *****. I don't trust women. I am suspect of women. Women are catty. Women are shallow. I don't like women. Unfortunately, I have to deal with them on occasion, so I try to remain polite and cordial, but I am NEVER friendly to a woman. My major professor in grad school is a woman, so I am polite to her, but I keep her at an arm's distance.
There are more, but it's hard to type as drunk as I am and I want to go downstairs to mix another drink. Toodles.
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