There was once a man named @Rex
Who was fond of hikes and @Treks
One day as he walked alone
He found carved on a stone
"No more free sex."
And as he wandered the island alone
He swore to himself by the Mystic and the @Sunstone
That he would never again
Endure much pain
Or feed on a bone.
And a ship was washed ashore
A sight he had never seen before
It was the unexpected arrival
Of a little @Rival
That signaled the onset of a war.
As the two rivals fought
Neither of them had thought
That they would step into a @Quagmire
And although they had great ire
They were in the same boat.
There was no escape
All was in bad shape
And amid the uproar
Soon they would become four
As there was a Naykidape.
Among the islands and seas
The forests and the trees
Nobody believed
That he would be relieved
Of everything he @Sees.
But the struggle would be brief
There wouldn't be much grief
As everyone agreed to a truce
And together they had orange juice
At the expense of a @Thief.
Despite all they had seen
The fellowship remained pristine
Standing undivided
As they were guided
By a wise @ChristineES.
There wasn't much to mourn
As they had finally sworn
That they would live in peace
The raging war would cease
And thus RF was born.
Who was fond of hikes and @Treks
One day as he walked alone
He found carved on a stone
"No more free sex."
And as he wandered the island alone
He swore to himself by the Mystic and the @Sunstone
That he would never again
Endure much pain
Or feed on a bone.
And a ship was washed ashore
A sight he had never seen before
It was the unexpected arrival
Of a little @Rival
That signaled the onset of a war.
As the two rivals fought
Neither of them had thought
That they would step into a @Quagmire
And although they had great ire
They were in the same boat.
There was no escape
All was in bad shape
And amid the uproar
Soon they would become four
As there was a Naykidape.
Among the islands and seas
The forests and the trees
Nobody believed
That he would be relieved
Of everything he @Sees.
But the struggle would be brief
There wouldn't be much grief
As everyone agreed to a truce
And together they had orange juice
At the expense of a @Thief.
Despite all they had seen
The fellowship remained pristine
Standing undivided
As they were guided
By a wise @ChristineES.
There wasn't much to mourn
As they had finally sworn
That they would live in peace
The raging war would cease
And thus RF was born.
