The RF Poster I Would Marry, and Why!

[Wirey]

I would marry Buttercup, because she's sweet, and I assume from her voice has really big knobs.

You? And before you ladies answer, remember, I'm rich! How you doin'?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm a confirmed bachelor on RF.
I like to play the field of RF posters.

 

[Draka]

Already did marry an RF poster.

I bet one could tell a whole story with these little emojis.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Buttercup? You see its not nearly as simple as you think. Sure, she's sweet in forums but can she cook? Does she have a low-fast sports car? Does she know how to choose an mp3 that is appropriate to my mood? Will she support me faithfully? Help me solve math problems? Advise me on what to wear? Remind me to brush my teeth? Prepare my eggs perfectly in perpetuity?

 

[Revoltingest]

And does she make sammiches?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Yeah. What about big sammiches?

 

[Draka]

Hmmm...when Turk and I got together...I had a little red sports car, I can cook (excellent with eggs), make sammiches, I'm faithful, I have great taste in music and know his taste in music as well and even buy him music I know he likes even if it isn't my exact cup of tea, AND I'm good at math, can fix things around the house and help him remember things. I just may know why he married this RFer.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hmmm...when Turk and I got together...I had a little red sports car, I can cook (excellent with eggs), make sammiches, I'm faithful, I have great taste in music and know his taste in music as well and even buy him music I know he likes even if it isn't my exact cup of tea, AND I'm good at math, can fix things around the house and help him remember things. I just may know why he married this RFer.

But do you do windows?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Now that is disappointing since I thought Draka was single.

 

[Draka]

But do you do windows?

Not unless they are on a car.

Now that is disappointing since I thought Draka was single.

Not for about 9 years now.

 

[Infinitum]

Already married to one. I made him get his own account to stop him messing with my read threads list.

 

[Debater Slayer]

Disposable Member. I have a thing for crash dummies, especially since they don't mind me humping them while driving.

 

[4consideration]

Disposable Member. I have a thing for crash dummies, especially since they don't mind me humping them while driving.

I'm telling the fire hydrant!

 

[Debater Slayer]

I'm telling the fire hydrant!

I'm pretty sure she doesn't mind. I know because I always run into one right after humping the crash dummy driver, and they never seem unhappy.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

<observer>

< -- happily married and too old to fool around -- >​

</observer>

 

[Sunstone]

It seems unlikely I would marry anyone. I'm pretty happy celibate.

 

[Viker]

<observer>

< -- happily married and too old to fool around -- >​

</observer>

Never too old to rock n roll.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

Never too old to rock n roll.

Nonsense - I barely bobble and slip …

 

[Willamena]

The new forum is exhausting. My brain feels strained.

 

[Viker]

I'd marry Willamena in a heartbeat.