The RF Poster I Would Marry, and Why!

[lewisnotmiller]

Homemade vasectomy? I thought those usually just consisted of a bottle of whiskey, an exacto knife, a soldering iron and a bandaid.

I had a little homemade surgery once, involving a whopping knife, and a bottle of scotch...*nods*
Nothing too serious, just out of range of medical attention (logging camp). Was WAY less painful than I expected. I'd go so far as to say the hangover was worse.

Mind you, put a knife or soldering iron near my man parts and it'll take a helluva lot more than a bottle of whiskey to make me sit still...

 

[ShivaFan]

Like I said, if I were the Maharaja I would have 12 wives. But I'm not. But if I were, I would add Jodha (of ZeeTV, Paridhi Sharma) to my harem (on the left). So first, I have to get her to sign up as a member on RF, because she isn't. And in the serial, she is already married. To the guy on the right. With the sword. Which might be a problem. So forget it.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'd marry myself if I thought I would be interested in me.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You were always too introspective.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd marry myself if I thought I would be interested in me.

Divorce could be quite messy.

 

[Viker]

Viker you're my new forum wife. Congratulations. Go make some little sandwiches while I talk with these gentlemen, and I take two creams and two sugars in my french vanilla coffee, dear.

Do you want saliva and/or roach legs with that order, sweetie?

 

[Smart_Guy]

Do you want saliva and/or roach legs with that order, sweetie?

Hey Viker, ditch Brick and come with me, let's have a quality ride on my new Harley Bike... maybe after that we can go and do some fun useless stuff, you know, eat tasty junk food, play video games, make fun of people...

How about it?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Hey Viker, ditch Brick and come with me, let's have a quality ride on my new Harley Bike... maybe after that we can go and do some fun useless stuff, you know, eat tasty junk food, play video games, make fun of people...

You made your move too late!

saliva and/or roach legs

That is a very difficult decision.

 

[Reverend Rick]

Unavailable to marry. But a available for an indecent proposal.

Same here, I'm unavailable but there are some awesome women here at RF.

Now if I was to list them, I surely would leave someone out, but leave it to say that for me, debating some of these lovelies is like soft foreplay at times.

 

[ChristineES]

I'm unavailable, too, but there are some pretty intelligent guys on the RF. I am attracted to intelligence. Being smart is more important to me than looks. Kindness, however, has to be included.

 

[nazz]

If I was looking for a partner that nazz guy seems pretty cool

 

[Wirey]

I'm unavailable, too, but there are some pretty intelligent guys on the RF. I am attracted to intelligence. Being smart is more important to me than looks. Kindness, however, has to be included.

E=MC Love. How you doin'?

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm unavailable, too, but there are some pretty intelligent guys on the RF. I am attracted to intelligence. Being smart is more important to me than looks. Kindness, however, has to be included.

Ehm ehm...

 

[Renji]

Not quite sure. Hmm, is there other female members here who is on their 20's?

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Sunstone 'cause she's dead sexy.

 

[Revoltingest]

Looks, kindness & smarts are all great things. But I'll add wealth to the list. A gal who has or earns lots'o money is a joy to behold.

 

[dantech]

I guess I don't know many of the women on here. I need a woman that will make me sandwiches, and..... well, that's pretty much it. Beauty, intelligence, kindness... all that is worthless to me. Just give me one good Chicken Pastrami Club Sandwich, and you get the ring.

 

[Revoltingest]

I guess I don't know many of the women on here. I need a woman that will make me sandwiches, and..... well, that's pretty much it. Beauty, intelligence, kindness... all that is worthless to me. Just give me one good Chicken Pastrami Club Sandwich, and you get the ring.

If she's rich, you could hire an expert sammich maker.

 

[dantech]

If she's rich, you could hire an expert sammich maker.

But then she'd be free to like, talk to you and stuff. Who wants that? I just want sandwiches!

 

[Revoltingest]

But then she'd be free to like, talk to you and stuff. Who wants that? I just want sandwiches!

But a woman with money would have interesting things to say, such as...."How do you like your sammiches?"...&..."Would you like some more money?".