The say something crazy thread.

[England my lionheart]

Birds don't snore. We trill.

is it normal for Birds to wear thermal Pyjamas

 

[Songbird]

is it normal for Birds to wear thermal Pyjamas

LOL, it depends. Night, all.

 

[England my lionheart]

Night Birdie

 

[Silver]

nevermind.

 

[Silver]

Beam me up Scotty.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

I'm a doctor not an escalator! Spock gimme a hand!!
I'm a surgeon, not a psychologist.
I'm a doctor not a brick layer!!
What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?
I'm a doctor not a coal miner!!
I'm a doctor not an engineer.
-Famous "I'm a doctor.." quotes

 

[YmirGF]

I get a tingle up my leg when I hear Obama speak.

 

[England my lionheart]

Cauliflowers grow out of Trombones

 

[Engyo]

Cauliflowers grow out of Trombones

WRONG! Broccoli grows out of trombones. Cauliflower grows out of tenor saxophones.

 

[Me Myself]

I agree with Bush

 

[England my lionheart]

WRONG! Broccoli grows out of trombones. Cauliflower grows out of tenor saxophones.

OK it looks like i made a bum note

 

[JacobEzra.]

OK it looks like i made a bum note

Thats what she said

 

[whereismynotecard]

I had a dream someone stole my pumpkin purse. It was my purse, but it was also a pumpkin. Everyone had pumpkins, so it was hard to tell who stole it.

I also had another dream about a pterodactyl killing people.

And another about me eating a kitten's head.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I can't find half of my sister's face.

 

[Erebus]

Defenestration is a valuable word.

I vote Conservative because I value the welfare of the people.

The charts are the best way of deciding which musicians are good and which suck.

I'm not metrosexual because I'm a fashion victim, I do it for the sheer irony.

The Simpsons just keeps getting better and better.

I go to MacDonald's because they have healthy options available now.

If I buy that car, I'll get a girl like the one on the advert.

I only buy FHM for the articles.

 

[Me Myself]

I am not that awesome

 

[Marble]

Azmudheen. Every other day at noon, when the moon is high.

 

[Engyo]

Perry for Prez!






Hahahahaha, you've been RickRolled!

 

[Willamena]

I can't find half of my sister's face.

I hate when that happens.

 

[elmarna]

Dispite what men say my uterus is not a tracking device!