The Solution to the Gun Problem.

[Mycroft]

Me and my colleagues at the Ministry of Serendipity have been hard at work. But when we had five minutes spare from doing that, we came up with the ultimate solution to the American gun problem.

We propose that instead of taking away all of the guns, we simply take away all of the Americans instead. Guns, after all, are quite unable to operate themselves and would be rendered 'perfectly safe' in the absence of Americans.

You're welcome.

 

[BSM1]

Me and my colleagues at the Ministry of Serendipity have been hard at work. But when we had five minutes spare from doing that, we came up with the ultimate solution to the American gun problem.

We propose that instead of taking away all of the guns, we simply take away all of the Americans instead. Guns, after all, are quite unable to operate themselves and would be rendered 'perfectly safe' in the absence of Americans.

You're welcome.

Dayam! Why didn't someone think of this before?

 

[Mycroft]

Dayam! Why didn't someone think of this before?

I'm pretty sure that's what Bell said about the phone.

 

[Quetzal]

Me and my colleagues at the Ministry of Serendipity have been hard at work. But when we had five minutes spare from doing that, we came up with the ultimate solution to the American gun problem.

We propose that instead of taking away all of the guns, we simply take away all of the Americans instead. Guns, after all, are quite unable to operate themselves and would be rendered 'perfectly safe' in the absence of Americans.

You're welcome.

Need to get political support or else this will never gain traction!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Me and my colleagues at the Ministry of Serendipity have been hard at work. But when we had five minutes spare from doing that, we came up with the ultimate solution to the American gun problem.

We propose that instead of taking away all of the guns, we simply take away all of the Americans instead. Guns, after all, are quite unable to operate themselves and would be rendered 'perfectly safe' in the absence of Americans.

You're welcome.

So the only people with guns are illegal immigrants, but on the other hand the only targets are other illegal immigrants?
Hmmm...I think Trump is on board.

 

[BSM1]

I'm pretty sure that's what Bell said about the phone.

Phones don't call people, telemarketers call people.

 

[Mycroft]

So the only people with guns are illegal immigrants, but on the other hand the only targets are other illegal immigrants?
Hmmm...I think Trump is on board.

A caveman will tell you everyone's an immigrant!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

A caveman will tell you everyone's an immigrant!

You're ignoring the fact that some people are DIFFERENT. When I disparage immigrants, I am clearly talking about the bad ones, not my grandpappy.

 

[Mycroft]

You're ignoring the fact that some people are DIFFERENT. When I disparage immigrants, I am clearly talking about the bad ones, not my grandpappy.

Oh yeah? Well I don't recognise race, colour, creed....I just hate everyone equally.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Oh yeah? Well I don't recognise race, colour, creed....I just hate everyone equally.

Oh, well...different isn't a measure of race, colour or creed. There are just high quality people on earth, and they happen to think exactly the same as me, and then there are the others.

(j/k obviously)

 

[Mycroft]

Oh, well...different isn't a measure of race, colour or creed. There are just high quality people on earth, and they happen to think exactly the same as me, and then there are the others.

(j/k obviously)

Don't forget about the reptilians, too!

 

[Quetzal]

Phones don't call people, telemarketers call people.

Can we go ahead and rid the country of those, too?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Can we go ahead and rid the country of those, too?

Just have patience. They will eventually evolve into a more useful life form. Like fungus or something.

(And...hello to all the telemarketers reading this...ahem...)

 

[BSM1]

Can we go ahead and rid the country of those, too?

Preach it, brother.