The Time I Accidentally Signed up for A Porno site

[Revoltingest]

I once asked my pharmacist tenant about low cost Viagra.
His response....
"A popsicle stick & 2 rubber bands."

I should point out that by "my pharmacist"
I didn't mean that I was a customer. No
one would treat a customer like that.
His pharmacy was my tenant.

 

[Secret Chief]

I hate porn! When it's on, I just sit there, shaking my fist at it.

BTW, I can delete your account, [email protected] , just give me the word.

What's the word?

 

[Psalm23]

Oh, I was just relating a story from a friend. Definitely. Yup.

You sure about that?