the truth

[Circle_One]

Ok then.....
What is the air speed velocity of an african swallow??

An African swallow carrying a coconut?

 

[SK2005]

An African swallow carrying a coconut?

An African swallow carrying a coconut while singing "Oh Canada"

 

[Circle_One]

An African swallow carrying a coconut while singing "Oh Canada"

LOL! But where exactly would the African Swallow get said coconut? And where would he learn "Oh, Canada". Pretty smart bird if you ask me.

 

[SK2005]

A very smart bird, in fact he was the one who invented coconuts AND wrote the words to "Oh Canada"

 

[Circle_One]

Hey, was that the same Swallow perfected the theory of relativity but so as to not disclose his genius intelligence, especially for a bird, gave the idea to Einstein?

 

[SK2005]

Yes, and no...this birds name IS Einstein.

 

[Circle_One]

OOOHHhhh!! Now I get it! Thanks for enlightening me.

 

[SK2005]

This Bird, Einstein, also wrote the Magna Carta, and discovered Pluto by traveling there!

 

[Circle_One]

Wow, I sure wish I could meet this bird one day. Maybe sit down and chat over tea...or birdseed..

 

[SK2005]

This bird is far too smart to eat birdseed, he eats humans! (I can't stop laughing!)

 

[Circle_One]

*Le gasp* Humans! That is a smart bird! Perhaps then we may sit down over a home-cooked liver with fava beans and some nice Chianti. ROFL!

 

[SK2005]

He doesn't even have to cook, he kidnaped a chef, so everything should be excellent!

 

[MagickIsFun]

Chianti! yay!

 

[Scuba Pete]

And flava beans???

 

[No*s]

Now...we only need Hannibal .

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Now...we only need Hannibal .

Nooo! He tried to kill one of my crushes, Edward Norton! (Or at least his character.)

My question is... Are you welcome here?

(*hint* The answer is yes!)

 

[No*s]

Ah, Hannibal invited me over for dinner the other night. I politely turned him down, but he seems a nice enough man .

 

[daniel]

god bless you all

 

[daniel]

aog assemblies of god...
chris
blue

Welcome to Religious Education at it's best!

I am very good at asking questions.


Here's my first question: What's AOG?
My second question: What's your name?
Thirdly: What's your favorite color?



ok, we've each asked questions, so where are these answers???[/QUOTE]

 

[daniel]

try me