What you have there is your opinion about
your chosen "god", and, your chosen interpretation
of a book.
There are about as many different inerrant readings
of scripture as there are people to read it.
Others do not happen to choose to see it as
you do.
I would be slightly more inclined to think you
got something right if it did not require either
ignorance, or intellectual dishonesty on your part.
The depth of your understanding of the science
you choose to deny is well illustrated by your
lame strawman about monkeys. Even
the most benighted creos tend to know better
than that one.
At a guess, you probably think there
really-really was a world wide flood, Noah
and all the animals, and all that.
Anyway, I expect you are out there somewhere
past the orbit of Pluto, certainly beyond the call
of reason. So I wont attempt anything with you
more than a request that you apply at least
enough honesty to state your "facts" as what
they are, your chosen opinions.
You said:
"At a guess, you probably think there
really-really was a world wide flood, Noah
and all the animals, and all that."
Is that an impossible event?
I have no doubt it happened.
Genesis 1:6-8 New International Version (NIV)
And God said, “Let there be
a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
According to the scientists: "At any moment, the atmosphere contains an astounding 37.5 million billion gallons of water, in the invisible vapor phase. This is enough water to cover the entire surface of the Earth (land and ocean) with one inch of rain"
How much water is in the atmosphere?
a vault between the waters to separate water from water
Come on, this is the first book of the Bible and science just discovered it last 2014.
Proverbs 3:13 New International Version (NIV)
Blessed are those
who find wisdom,
those who gain understanding,
Yep, knew my Lord God from the Books which we call the Bible.
Romans 10:2 New International Version (NIV)
For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God,
but their zeal is not based on knowledge.
Other people find their gods by carving a tree or from a stone.
Why the books? Because it contains knowledge, we learn from it. It is like going to school and learning something. Imagine studying accounting and you haven't read any accounting book - what kind of accountant would you be? Same is true with having the right knowledge of God - learn from the book. Oh by the way, self study won't lead you no where - find the approved people of God like finding a school approved by the Department of Education.
1 Timothy 2:3-4 New International Version (NIV)
This is good, and pleases God our Savior, who wants all people to be saved and
to come to a knowledge of the truth.
Knowledge of the truth -
yeah!