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There probably is a god and we are all saved
- Thread starter Heneni
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Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
There are probably flying unicorns who poop magic fairy dust which cures cancer.
Hey, this is fun!
Heneni
Miss Independent
Magic Man
Reaper of Conversation
Great! So, since we're all saved anyway, I guess God doesn't mind my being an atheist. That's a relief!
Wandered Off
Sporadic Driveby Member
Eating, drinking, and generally being merry.
Heneni
Miss Independent
Business as usual wouldnt you say?
Heneni
Miss Independent
While being fruitful and multiplying like little rabbits yes.
science_is_my_god
Philosophical Monist
I'm not interested in "probablies." If your going to say something, say it, but be ready to back it up. You have no gusto, no chutzpah, Put conviction in your words, my friend. If you are going to make a claim, even a claim I disagree with, say it with passion.
Heneni
Miss Independent
THERE
is a god, glory halleluja! Tell you neighbour tell Pat Robinson, tell everybody the GOOD news!MAN, now you got me all excited!
: hamster :
Heneni
Now we'll have to start wars based on the Coke/Pepsi thing.
Heneni
Miss Independent
Qugmire If you have to kill me over a tin of watery sugar...so be it....we might not agree now...but we shall share beautiful stories with each other in the lake of pepsi one day.
:yes:
Heneni
I suggest that your God try eating more fibre. And yes, if and when your God does poop I think you should take it outside.
Lake of Pepsi?!
HEATHEN!!!
All true believers will meet in the magical Kingdom of Cokealot, by the shores of the Carbonated Corn Syrup Sea!!
While all Pepsistines will be cast into the flat, flavorless abyss of Aspertame!!!
science_is_my_god
Philosophical Monist
Guess what? I'm wearing a giant sombrero on my head.... I dare you to try and disprove itTHERE
MAN, now you got me all excited!
: hamster :
Heneni
Heneni
Miss Independent
Such heresy! Im might see you heaven, but ill be on the west side....where the real sugar is.We all know aspertame causes cancer - Actually most sweetners have molecules that have a triangular shape. The smart ones go to pepsiland.
We all know aspertame causes cancer - Actually most sweetners have molecules that have a triangular shape. The smart ones go to pepsiland.
Fine. Subject yourself to the Eternal Aftertaste if you want to. That's why the Great Vending Machine gave us free will.
Heneni
Miss Independent
Guess what? I'm wearing a giant sombrero on my head.... I dare you to try and disprove it
Thats easy. Anybody who gives a bright colgate teeth smile right after the words 'disprove' is usually lying....NA NA NA NA NA.
Heneni
Amen.