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There probably is a god and we are all saved

Heneni

Heneni

Miss Independent
Azakel said:
Wow Heneni, that sounds vary New Age of you there. ^_^
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We shall all be made new my friend! And we shall not age.

After much calculation and deliberate study i have concluded that we shall all be 37.5 years old in heaven. And still innocent.
 
Azakel

Azakel

Liebe ist für alle da
Quagmire said:
Lake of Pepsi?!

HEATHEN!!!

All true believers will meet in the magical Kingdom of Cokealot, by the shores of the Carbonated Corn Syrup Sea!!

While all Pepsistines will be cast into the flat, flavorless abyss of Aspertame!!!
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Well I'm glad I reign over Mount Dew then.
 
Charity

Charity

Let's go racing boys !
Perhaps I won't see you all there in Heaven, if we are divided up, I'll be on the diet coke side.......Maybe you pepsi lovers will wave sometimes....:D
 
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Feldurmac

Member
So... if I prefer RC Cola on this side of the matter.... where exactly does that put me? Pergatory? :p

And what about Red Bull Cola? Its all natural, that has to count for something... (Though it tastes like crap.......)
 
blackout

blackout

Violet.
I know y'all wanna wage a saccarine holy war,
but I really prefer the natural simplicity of unsweetened iced tea.

MMMmmmmMMmmmmm.....:beach:
(orange juice is good too)
Nature Religion?



I really think the "pop" gods are more of a mainstream mythology.:cover:
 
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blackout

blackout

Violet.
It's really all a matter of spirits though.

Anyone here worship the god of coffee and kahalua?
MMMMmmmMMMmmmm...... :coffee2:

I personally prefer spirit religions
to either nature religions
or pop culture/mass marketed religions.
 
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blackout

blackout

Violet.
But so long as we're all "saved" as Heneni said. :cover:

Hey Hen! What happens when they "discontinue" your pop? ;)


Don't worry honey.
You can come visit me and I'll share my spirits with you. :rainbow1:
 
blackout

blackout

Violet.
I like spirit gods too because their "followers"
often congregate in dark smoky rooms of worship.

*what's that?*
They've done away with the smoke you say?:eek:

Its been a long time since I attended Sat. night congregation. :eek:

:drunk:
 
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Bawb

Bawb

Satan
Coke p0wnz...anyway, yes there's a gawd amung us right now,,,in fact, he just posted a reply...in fact, he'z a 13 year old satanist....And his name iz bawb XD
 
blackout

blackout

Violet.
Bawb said:
Coke p0wnz...anyway, yes there's a gawd amung us right now,,,in fact, he just posted a reply...in fact, he'z a 13 year old satanist....And his name iz bawb XD
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Oh honey, we're ALL gods. :flirt:

Most people just haven't realized/REALized it yet.;)

Uh oh. The world says you're not old enough to participate in my spirit religion.
I'll buy you a Coke though. Or an Iced Tea. Or a Coffee without Kahalua....
and we'll celebrate our God hood!

Cheers!
 
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