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These guys should be reported to the police!
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angellous_evangellous
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hsaha
The_Evelyonian
Old-School Member
Gotta love Landover 
Then do it.
Were I a believer, Landover would be my church!
I'm in the UK...tricky
Why would you want to report them to the cops anyway? We have freedom of religion here, you snitch.
PolyHedral
Superabacus Mystic
Do you have freedom of unfortunate acronyms?
Uh....yeah.....OK.Do you have freedom of unfortunate acronyms?
When the spirit moves them, they respond. They're doing nothing illegal. And it's not like they're trying to force Sharia law down our throats.
Live & let live.....& don't snitch.
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Actually I do.
Eliot Wild
Irreverent Agnostic Jerk
I call it 'brilliant'!! It's ingenious. It has inspired me to start my own group for young women between the ages of 18 and 24. Please notice the details of Rev. Jim's 'ladies group':
They stay in a hotel for three or four days, errr, evenings too. "The Lord's work is not done in one day," says Rev. Jim. Of course, it isn't. And if I can personally get a dozen or more young ladies to join my group, Eliot's work will not be done in a week. We might just have to conduct a 30-day interactive session.
Rev. Jim says everything will be 'discreet'. It takes quiet and solitude to get close to Jesus. As far as I'm concerned, it also takes long deep-body messages, champagne, chocolate and lots and lots of room service.
So, I am now taking applications. If you are a young lady between the ages of 18 and 24, or 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, actually it really doesn't matter, so if you are a lady and you want to get closer to Jesus, then come do it by spending several days and nights locked inside a hotel with me, Rev. Eliot Wild.
No refunds though special payment arrangements can be negotiated personally at the discretion of Rev. Wild.
Many are inspired by his call to serve.
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I believe a private retreat in the mountains would be a good idea for next years returning participants.
Eliot Wild
Irreverent Agnostic Jerk
And who said American ingenuity and industriousness are a thing of the past, not to mention altruism. The young lads should be given more than merit badges. Hell, they should be given the Nobel freakin' Prize.
Ahhh, it gives me hope for the future.
As much fun as everyone's having with you, I feel like I should tell you that you've fallen victim to Poe's Law:
Landover Baptist Church - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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angellous_evangellous
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*kicks Penguin in the pants*
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Here is another story which had animal rights activists fulminating.And you guys were so close to a third page!
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