Secret Chief
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But did you mark it?
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Things I Do Not Understand
- Thread starter McBell
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I mark most things. (Check your shoes before you put them on.)
Secret Chief
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Barf.
No, urine.
Secret Chief
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Ah. Fragrant.
Good question. Maybe it's worth a try.
Human nature.
You could take the biggest, most devastating bomb, hide it in the deepest cave in the remotest part of the world.
Wire up a button to detonate the bomb. Paint in foot high florescent red paint.
"End of the world button. Do not press under any circumstances"
The paint wouldn't have time to dry before someone pressed.
You could take the biggest, most devastating bomb, hide it in the deepest cave in the remotest part of the world.
Wire up a button to detonate the bomb. Paint in foot high florescent red paint.
"End of the world button. Do not press under any circumstances"
The paint wouldn't have time to dry before someone pressed.
I'm guessing it's because of that one blessed emotion that dominates and holds all successful relationships together.
I am of course talking about fear.
Apparently you're not acting creepy enough.
Try sitting on the edge of the bed at 3:00 in the morning staring at him, with just enough light shining through the curtains to illuminate your unblinking eyes.
Then when he wakes up and sees you, smile widely and hold it just a little bit too long . . .
He's already up, pilfering candy out of drawers.
(He desperately wants people to believe he doesn't eat sweets, so stashes it around so no one sees him.)
You have an extremely interesting household.