Things I Do Not Understand

[PureX]

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I would be all the more interested in a mind like that!

 

[Wu Wei]

Men prefer to call them a…
Satchel
Sling-bag
Sling-pouch
Bag

… but last of all would we call it a Man Purse.

Hold yer stuff, and still look tuff.



@Wirey , is your Odyssey silver/grey?

you forgot man bag....

but the only way to look tough would be to use saddle bags

 

[Dan From Smithville]

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What if you are dating an hallucination that has a psychology degree as part of your therapy?

 

[Stonetree]

What if you are dating an hallucination that has a psychology degree as part of your therapy?

Hallucinations never pick up the check!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Just be mindful about the local laws regarding slim jims.
In some places it is illegal to have one in your possession off your own property.

That is an important point to know.

I'm pretty sure I purchased it from Walmart. In any event, it is legal for private ownership where I am. And I don't travel with it, since locking myself out of the car would lock me away from the Slim Jim too. It occurred to me to get another to keep in the car. However, in the years since purchasing it, cars have become more difficult for someone with my meager skill to make effective use of it. It turns out to be useful for occasional off-label use around the house.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Hallucinations never pick up the check!

They are also cheap dates.

 

[Stonetree]

They are also cheap dates.

Did you ever take one home to meet your family?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Did you ever take one home to meet your family?

Sure. They were happy for me. They like her better than the real woman I actually married.

 

[Stonetree]

Sure. They were happy for me. They like her better than the real woman I actually married.

Does she have a sister?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Does she have a sister?

She does now.

 

[John53]

They are also cheap dates.

Is your stuffed hedgehog broken?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Is your stuffed hedgehog broken?

They are easily replaceable. Besides, I leave that love that disturbs to Mr. Bunny.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[John53]

I predicted that

 

[McBell]

That is an important point to know.

I'm pretty sure I purchased it from Walmart. In any event, it is legal for private ownership where I am. And I don't travel with it, since locking myself out of the car would lock me away from the Slim Jim too. It occurred to me to get another to keep in the car. However, in the years since purchasing it, cars have become more difficult for someone with my meager skill to make effective use of it. It turns out to be useful for occasional off-label use around the house.

I have found that using jigglers work much faster and easier than a slim jim on the newer vehicles.
Provided you can find the keyhole...

They are now being hidden to make the vehicle look better.

 

[John53]

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I don't understand how that look can be interpreted as "tough".

One more thing I don't understand.

I guess it’s just innate to me.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I guess it’s just innate to me.

Perhaps you are just nicer than I am.

 

[Wirey]

Men prefer to call them a…
Satchel
Sling-bag
Sling-pouch
Bag

… but last of all would we call it a Man Purse.

Hold yer stuff, and still look tuff.



@Wirey , is your Odyssey silver/grey?

I drive an Accord. Grey.

 

[Stevicus]