Things I Learned on RF Today

[ChristineM]

I'd just jump really, really high so I wouldn't hit any trees or buildings...just like in all the pictures of the rapture I've seen.

But, but, but, gravity would still work, you'd need a powerful trampoline of maybe a trebuchet set to sling uowards. Either way you'd still come down and become a puddle

 

[McBell]

The hard problem of consciousness has been resolved.

Consciousness exists exclusively in one of our member's heads.

NOT IT!

 

[Wirey]

Today I learned that the voices are correct, and you're all crazy. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go throw handfuls of pudding at public transit conveyances and yell "Unclean!" over and over.

 

[Wu Wei]

I learned @Wirey finally accepted reality

 

[ChristineM]

Today i learned that at least one of the staff members had special powers and can walk right through rooms.

 

[Secret Chief]

can walk right through rooms

I do this every day.

 

[ChristineM]

I do this every day.

You too have special powers

 

[McBell]

I walked through my living room and kitchen to get to me "den"

 

[McBell]

I learned today the free will gets god off the hook.

 

[SalixIncendium]

I learned two things so far today.

1. Non-human animals are not intelligent.
2. The Bible is irrelevant to Abrahamics' views on God.

 

[Wirey]

Today I learned that "But, I feel..." really means "I know this isn't true, but it would be very convenient if it were."

 

[Revoltingest]

People still cite InfoWars as a cromulent news source.

 

[John53]

Today I learnt that I eat more vegetables than vegetarians do.

 

[Secret Chief]

Today I learnt that I eat more vegetables than vegetarians do.

I certainly eat very little kale.

 

[Secret Chief]

Being modern means being decadent and horrible and immoral.

 

[SalixIncendium]

I certainly eat very little kale.

I eat none...for moral reasons. Kale should not have to die for my own sustenance. It should be allowed to roam free without concern about ending up on someone's dinner plate.

 

[Secret Chief]

I eat none...for moral reasons. Kale should not have to die for my own sustenance. It should be allowed to roam free.

I agree. Same for aubergine (egg plant).

 

[SalixIncendium]

I agree. Same for aubergine (egg plant).

I like eggplant, so I'm just going to say it's okay to eat it because it doesn't have feelings.

 

[mangalavara]

I eat none...for moral reasons. Kale should not have to die for my own sustenance. It should be allowed to roam free without concern about ending up on someone's dinner plate.

Thanks to you bleeding-hearts, there is now a plague of kale here.

 

[Spice]

Today I learned far too many people misunderstand the lovely, the absolutely delicious, (but not raw,) divine kale. mmmmm good!