Things I Learned on RF Today

[Tomef]

Good sir!

I will have you know that I may steal pennies, and I certainly have a fondness for dirty words, but I do NOT, I repeat DO NOT carry a purse.

Sheesh...

The nerve...

Those were my pennies!

 

[McBell]

I learned there may be a hippie infestation on RF

"May be"?
One would think that with hippos being so large, it would be rather to easy to spot an "infestation" of them....

 

[JustGeorge]

Those were my pennies!

Keyword: were

 

[The Hammer]

Things I learned: apparently liberals don't own or use guns. Or know firearm safety. They don't hunt or fish.

*Eyeroll*

Idjits

 

[John53]

"May be"?
One would think that with hippos being so large, it would be rather to easy to spot an "infestation" of them....

They hide underwater like submarines.

 

[McBell]

They hide underwater like submarines.

Hmmm...

As much I dislike it...

I concede your point.

Now please give me a moment.
I need have a cry in the corner...

**mumbles to self**
stupid honestly crap...

 

[Tomef]

Keyword: were

Oh

 

[Wu Wei]

"May be"?
One would think that with hippos being so large, it would be rather to easy to spot an "infestation" of them....

Well, you are right...but I said HIPPIES!!!! not Hippos....there is a difference
Hippie

Hippos

It is easy to tell the difference if you know what to look for....first, a hippo will NEVER show the peace sign..... and hippies avoid water at all costs

 

[Revoltingest]

It is easy to tell the difference if you know what to look for....first, a hippo will NEVER show the peace sign..... and hippies avoid water at all costs

But hippies like mud.
Mud is part water.

 

[Wu Wei]

But hippies like mud.
Mud is part water.

OK, sorry. I was trying to be polite and not come right out and say what I was thinking..... the avoid BATHING...just like @Revoltingest does

 

[Revoltingest]

OK, sorry. I was trying to be polite and not come right out and say what I was thinking..... the avoid BATHING...just like @Revoltingest does

People have drowned in bathtubs.
They're dangerous!
Avoid them!
You do too! <--- Note that every word rhymes.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Well, you are right...but I said HIPPIES!!!! not Hippos....there is a difference
Hippie

Hippos

It is easy to tell the difference if you know what to look for....first, a hippo will NEVER show the peace sign..... and hippies avoid water at all costs

Also hippies are extremely dangerous and cause up to 3000 deaths per year.

I may have that backwards.

 

[Wu Wei]

People have drowned in bathtubs.
They're dangerous!
Avoid them!
You do too! <--- Note that every word rhymes.

Who needs bathtub when you meat bags put tiny lakes all over the place

 

[ChristineM]

But hippies like mud.
Mud is part water.

I will admit i spent much time playing in the mud while "helping" the archaeologists digging one of my dads field up. It was ok though, I'd just saunter across to the river and dive in. Didn't take long to clean up.

 

[Revoltingest]

I will admit i spent much time playing in the mud while "helping" the archaeologists digging one of my dads field up. It was ok though, I'd just saunter across to the river and dive in. Didn't take long to clean up.

So you're a hippy, eh.

 

[Wu Wei]

So you're a hippy, eh.

Can't be....she washed up afterwards

 

[Revoltingest]

Can't be....she washed up afterwards

Only because she fell into a river.
She was prolly high.

 

[ChristineM]

So you're a hippy, eh.

Not really, just raised by hippies. I picked up their music and bad other habits

 

[Revoltingest]

Not really, just raised by hippies. I picked up their music and bad other habits

Bummer, man!

 

[ChristineM]

Bummer, man!

Like wow man, spot on, and mode of speech, which i have thankfully left behind me to some extent, if only i could dump the Lancashire accent as easily