Haven't had that for a long time (no cat), but don't you agree that it's worse when it's still warm and you have bare feet?
I had a similar experience with dog doo-doo. I stepped on it inadvertently. You know that situation where a soldier steps on a mine, hears that little click, and knows if he steps off it will explode? My mission was to get to somewhere I could clean it off my shoe without treading it everywhere. I was alone in the house, so couldn't call someone to help. I was on carpet and the nearest hard floor (easier to clean) was several feet away. I considered hopping, but my balance is not good these days. I was not within reaching distance of something (say a plastic bag) that I could use to cover that foot. I can't remember exactly what I did. I think I did some really big steps (only every other foot made a mess) to get to the bathroom. I then stuck the whole foot and shoe in the toilet bowl and used the bog brush to clean it.