This is hilarious...

[Draka]

rotflmao! Psst...Circle One...I can trade you a goat and baby fat for a flying potion for the broom and beheaded cats...don't worry about Feathers...got a virgin tied up in the closet.

 

[Circle_One]

*Thinks about it* I've been looking for some nice baby fat lately. And that goat will come in handy. You've got a deal. *Shifty eyes, looking around, making sure no one is watching*

 

[Scuba Pete]

You know at 48, I still have all my "baby fat". Just call me one of the manatee brothers!

 

[Draka]

*hands goat and tub of baby fat over on the sly* ask me no questions about how I got this and I'll tell you no lies ...

 

[Circle_One]

*Takes goat and baby fat while handing over flying potion and a bag of beheaded cats* Nice doing business with you. Here's my card. *Hands over card that says 'for all your sacrificial or blood rite needs'*

 

[Draka]

I gotta love you Circle One!

 

[Circle_One]

And I adore you Draka. You gotta love anyone who can poke fun of the ridiculous stereotypes with a light heart.

 

[jimbob]

Wow, that is really creepy. That gave me the shivers. Im talking about the Baptists.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Hehee, I'm just so thankful that it's only a parody site, jimbob!

 

[Unedited]

Very nice site.

Across 297 pews? That girl has an arm! And I know how heavy a bloody cat carcass can be!

Some Wiccans even wear black underwear! But since you are a Christian, you won’t have to see that unless you capture one.

I think this part scared me the most. They'd know I'm wearing black underwear because? *shivers*

 

[Draka]

Their x-ray vision goggles! How else do they see our black hearts then?:biglaugh:

*wonders if it is any worse if the underwear is a thong?* :areyoucra

 

[Circle_One]

Draka, didn't you know, only the most powerful high priestesses wear black thongs. Satan prefers it that way, so he can differentiate between his lower servant/lovers and his higher ones.

I think the more babies you've had sacrificed over your naked body, the skimpier the black underwear can be.

 

[fromthe heart]

Excuuuuse ME!!! I got trampled by that one chior lady...she musta kept her baby fat too.I was just visiting a new church and look what happens...all this commotion over a dead cat and a little blood, real glad I didn't get trampled by MS High Heels...well...I just might not be here to tell you of the horrified people I saw that day. You know what they may have taken her to the basement but they lost her in the dark the hunt is on.:woohoo: