This or That?

[Revoltingest]

Cinnamon roll

Pull Wirey's finger?
or
Fool Wirey's pinger?

 

[Thief]

I'm going to cheat and pick neither.

Thief is ninja!

throwing stars?.....or poison dart?

 

[Wirey]

Darts.

OCD or St Vitus' Dance?

 

[Revoltingest]

OCD, of course!

Sex costumed as a.....

Klingon?
or
Fuzzy bunny?

 

[Wirey]

Bunny. You can use the suit to wipe up after.

Downhill skiing while drunk or proctologist appointment?

 

[Revoltingest]

Drunk downhill skiing!
(I can always rent a snowboard when I get down the hill.)

Watching......

Doctor Who?
or
Paint drying?

 

[Wirey]

Paint drying. Twice. During reruns.

Muskrat or beaver?

 

[Revoltingest]

Beaver

Which Cleaver.....
Wally?
or
The Beaver?

 

[idea]

The beaver.

Up, or down?

 

[Draka]

Down. Up is too much effort.

Club crackers
or
Ritz crackers?

 

[Revoltingest]

Up! With Ritz crackers!

Married to a Downton Abby babe.....
Lady Mary?
or
Lady Edith?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Paint drying. Twice. During reruns.

Huh? lah..lah..lah...what was that? You'd rather watch Dr. Who? Of course you would!

Married to a Downton Abby babe.....
Lady Mary?
or
Lady Edith?

I don't know who either are.

Ceti eel in the ear?
or
Borg Assimilation?

 

[Revoltingest]

Borg assimilation.....it's so steam punk!

Watch a season of Kardashian shows?
or
Root canal without anesthesia?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Watch a season of Kardashian shows?
or
Root canal without anesthesia?

Root canal without anesthesia.

Bender as a friend?
or
David (Lost Boys) as a friend?

 

[Revoltingest]

Root canal without anesthesia.

Bender as a friend?
or
David (Lost Boys) as a friend?

Bender, cuz every boy wants a robot!

Leela?
or
Amy?

 

[Draka]

Any Farrah Fowler (as I don't know Futurama characters well enough to even know there was an Amy)

For handling children who won't stop talking...
Ear plugs
Or
Duct tape?

 

[Tumah]

Any Farrah Fowler (as I don't know Futurama characters well enough to even know there was an Amy)

For handling children who won't stop talking...
Ear plugs
Or
Duct tape?

Ear plugs don't work, they can still follow you around like baby ducks after their momma.
Duct tape.

Your house is about to be destroyed,
Is it a typhoon or a forest fire?

 

[Draka]

Typhoon. It leaves some chance, however small, that something may be recovered.

Vacation alone
or
vacation with at least 20 other family members

 

[Revoltingest]

Vacation alone.

Real Xmas tree?
or
Fake one?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Real Xmas tree?
or
Fake one?

It's been so long since I've had either...the real one needlessly kills a tree but the fake one has all the junk-stuff in it...I guess I'll go with the tree in my mind, which I guess makes it the fake one.

Insomnia?
or
Hypersomnia?