*Hangs up ban hammer and lounges.* what's there to drink here?
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The tears of the banned.
I'm being careful not to post anything too honest in this thread.
Tom
Twilight Hue
Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Oooh...is this the right address?
I got the email saying 'Mod Party, bring cupcakes'.
Though...I kinda ate the cupcakes on the way. It's a long walk from Australia.
I got the email saying 'Mod Party, bring cupcakes'.
Though...I kinda ate the cupcakes on the way. It's a long walk from Australia.
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Does he have a gooey centre or is it....
No I won't go there.
I will.
Who's the muffin dripping with meaty gravy? Who do you want to melt in your mouth?
Tom
Oh, you guys and gals! Thank you so much, I needed this. LOL'd my way all the way through.
Can I sneak this joke in here since there aren't any mods tending the thread?
Can I sneak this joke in here since there aren't any mods tending the thread?
There was a plane in trouble with 5 passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr Anthony Fauci, Oprah Winfrey, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Dr Fauci said, “I need one. I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said, “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
Trump said, ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest man in the USA!” He takes one and jumps.
Oprah turns toward the young girl, "Honey, you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life and yours is only starting."
The ten year old replies, "Oh, don’t worry, ma'am. There are still 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA just jumped out of the plane with my backpack...."
Dr Fauci said, “I need one. I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said, “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
Trump said, ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest man in the USA!” He takes one and jumps.
Oprah turns toward the young girl, "Honey, you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life and yours is only starting."
The ten year old replies, "Oh, don’t worry, ma'am. There are still 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA just jumped out of the plane with my backpack...."
Um... we had funds. I spent them on lube for this week's Friday Night Staff Orgy.