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Time For A New National Anthem

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Let's admit it....the old one sux.
And it's ridiculously out of date.
What would you propose?

I submit....
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Well, the original Star Spangled Banner was written about a battle during the War of 1812. Here's a song about another battle from that same war, but written much later, and it might work.


Please note that there is a reference to bacon in the song. Songs that reference bacon should be considered top contenders for our new National Anthem.
 
What would you propose?

Given the convention seems to be to ludicrously oversing, and painfully draw out your anthem before any sporting event, I'd be happy with pretty much any instrumental, but would choose the Pink Panther theme tune if I were king of America,

 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Here's another good possibility. The video has some good vintage footage from 1968.

 

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic Bully ☿
Premium Member
I normally don't stand up for the National Anthem, but I might stand up for this: Peaches En Regalia
 
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Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Let's admit it....the old one sux.
And it's ridiculously out of date.
What would you propose?

I submit....

Song to the tune of The Brady Bunch theme....


~Here's the story... of a lady... who was busy reading a book all by herself. With a torch and .. a pedestal.. she was all alone.

Then one day there came along this bearded fella....with a top hat .... tails.... and a coat.... He was adorned with ...three sets of colors.... He was all alone.

Then one day this lady met this fella... And they knew it was much more than a hunch.... that the two would .... get together....... and form the crazy bunch.

The crazy bunch... The crazy bunch... That's how.... we all became, the crazy bunch. ~
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
This


But then this might create more patriotic furor


but thinking about the world, politics and what is currently going on.....I think I vote this one

 
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