Tips!

[Buttercup]

Ohh, sowy. I didn't mean to offend you. I haven't "checked" you out ...It might interest you to know that my husband says he would rather have a girl that's small on top than one that's got gargantuans that might smother him!

But, never fear my dear! Remember you are CUTE AS A BUTTON! Is that how you got your name? Someone told you you were cute as a button? Well, you are! And you're smart and sweet to boot! Not to mention very funny. (comparing men to goats....comic genius I say!

Ok.........onward girl!!!! Next item on the list: BAD BREATH! We have already covered some of this in the GREAT CHEESE DEBATE. But, just for refreshers...don't forget to keep your breath minty, sparkling fresh!

 

[Buttercup]

a parody to wonderwall.... about over shoulder boulder holders... or lackthereof!

"today was gonna be the day,
and its awesome cause of the discount,
i'm sure i've seen it all before,
but today i'm lifting off!

I dont believe anybody feels the way i do
with this bra on!

mmmm baby,
you're gonna be the bra to save me,
and after all,
you're my wonderbraaa!"

Heheeeee! You're killing me Buttonian!

 

[Buttons*]

i'm soooo ready for this! *grabs minty gum and listerine pocket packs*

domo arigato Chimp-chan!

 

[Buttercup]

I'm gonna have to make like a banana and split .......heee, ok, I know it's corny but hey, I'm a chimp.

When I come back if you want some REAL advice, I can do serious as well. C-ya after dinner sweet Butt head!

 

[Buttons*]

HOORAH! *is stoked!*

...wait, what you gave before wasnt REAL advise????

...*steps away from cucumbers*.....

 

[1nharmony]

HOORAH! *is stoked!*

...wait, what you gave before wasnt REAL advise????

...*steps away from cucumbers*.....

:biglaugh: This is cracking me up!

Okay, assuming you are at least somewhat serious about this thread, Buttons*, I'll share these thoughts. To find someone compatible, just do the things that you enjoy doing. To attract someone kind and considerate, act that way towards others. To find someone with a sense of humor, use yours........a lot. To find someone who likes a smart, genuine and funny girl like you...........just be yourself, lady. Especially the genuine part. Don't try to be what someone else thinks you should be. 'Cause then you will just attract some jerk you don't want to be with anyway.

And keep in mind that finding a good mate starts with being a good mate.
Let the cucumbers fall where they may.

 

[Sunstone]

ANY and ALL advise is appriciated... so far all i can come up with is:

1) wear a skimpy outfit and act like a little whore

The skimpy outfit is probably a good idea, but the act like a little whore is, IMO, most likely to attract men with self esteem issues.

 

[standing_alone]

men with self esteem issues.

But Sunstone, those are the only kind of men Buttons* is going to get anyways.

 

[Buttons*]

But Sunstone, those are the only kind of men Buttons* is going to get anyways.

:sad4:

 

[Sunstone]

But Sunstone, those are the only kind of men Buttons* is going to get anyways.

Ah, yes. I'd forgotten about that. Nevermind, Buttons*. Carry on.

 

[Buttons*]

heeeeeeeeeey... was that a cut?

 

[standing_alone]

:sad4:

Sorry, Ashley, but the truth can sometimes hurt. :hug:

 

[Sunstone]

heeeeeeeeeey... was that a cut?

Not at all, Buttons*! There are plenty of men out there with inflated, tender egos and deep sexual insecurities masked by an animosity towards women who will make perfectly good mates when they grow up in 40 or 50 years. By appealing to them now, while they're still young and painfully dysfunctional, you are getting in on the ground floor, so to speak. An excellent strategy, in my opinion!

 

[Buttons*]

Not at all, Buttons*! There are plenty of men out there with inflated, tender egos and deep sexual insecurities masked by an animosity towards women who will make perfectly good mates when they grow up in 40 or 50 years. By appealing to them now, while they're still young and painfully dysfunctional, you are getting in on the ground floor, so to speak. An excellent strategy, in my opinion!

well as long as it wasnt a cut.... may the slutty dressing continue!

*grabs corsets*

 

[Buttercup]

Not at all, Buttons*! There are plenty of men out there with inflated, tender egos and deep sexual insecurities masked by an animosity towards women who will make perfectly good mates when they grow up in 40 or 50 years. By appealing to them now, while they're still young and painfully dysfunctional, you are getting in on the ground floor, so to speak. An excellent strategy, in my opinion!

We know you like things that are inflated Sunstone.....so you should talk!!! :flirt:

 

[Buttons*]

We know you like things that are inflated Sunstone.....so you should talk!!! :flirt:

i think Buttercup wins this round!

 

[Buttercup]

I'm so happy to see this thread revived! I hope you get some more great advice since mine was crap! We had fun though huh?

 

[Buttons*]

Definatley! :d

New Questions To Arrive Soon!

 

[Buttons*]

WELL!!

I got my first kiss outta the way, and i dropped the guy. *smiles*

Okay, now I'm searching for more tips to keep my love life moving smoothly!

 

[Green Gaia]

Well, for those of us who aren't married, and who dont have a signifigant other at this time, we should get some tips going on how to get a guy. (cause i need them!!!!! *is desperate!*)

ANY and ALL advise is appriciated... so far all i can come up with is:

1) wear a skimpy outfit and act like a little whore

Go to the Hardware store on Saturday mornings and look for .... no, wait that's how to pick up lesbians. Nevermind.