Trump the Greatest President Ever...

[Nakosis]

In coming months, I expect Trump will usher in a new caravan of superlatives: Most faithful spouse in history. Least nepotistic person in America. Greatest gentleman in the world. Least susceptible to flattery. Most polite Twitter user. Least likely to watch cable news. And the humblest person — by far. He will be, in short, the greatest role model of all time.

Opinion | How Trump is transforming himself into the greatest president ever

 

[ADigitalArtist]

How come this isn't in the joke section?

 

[Nakosis]

How come this isn't in the joke section?

 

[Nakosis]

List of Awesome quotes by the greatest president the world has ever known like the following...

On gay marriage
"It's like in golf... A lot of people - I don't want this to sound trivial - but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive... it's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist." New York Times, 1/5/11
The 50 most ridiculous Trump quotes

 

[metis]

Trump's the best thing to happen to American since sliced bread.

However, I don't like sliced bread.

 

[Subduction Zone]

List of Awesome quotes by the greatest president the world has ever known like the following...

On gay marriage
"It's like in golf... A lot of people - I don't want this to sound trivial - but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive... it's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist." New York Times, 1/5/11
The 50 most ridiculous Trump quotes

Even Trump can't help himself, he has to reinforce the Small Hands, Small "Putter" myth.

 

[metis]

He also bragged about the size of Ivanka's breasts.

 

[sun rise]

What superlatives:

• Best trade war ever
• Most goodies given to the super rich
• Most pardons for the right wing
  
• Biggest corruption in an administration.
• Most in love with himself.
• Biggest sellout to Russia and China
• Most anti-intellectual President
• Biggest liar ever

 

[BSM1]

What superlatives:

• Best trade war ever
• Most goodies given to the super rich
• Most pardons for the right wing
  
• Biggest corruption in an administration.
• Most in love with himself.
• Biggest sellout to Russia and China
• Most anti-intellectual President
• Biggest liar ever

Uhhh...there is no trade war; China blinked. So if your very first statement is specious then the rest of your post would sorta be in doubt. Wouldn't it?

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

Everybody keeps ignoring the Elephant in the Room:

What are the odds that none of trump'Em's children are actually .... his?

I would place the odds well above 0.7...

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

Everybody keeps ignoring the Elephant in the Room:

What are the odds that none of trump'Em's children are actually .... his?

I would place the odds well above 0.7...

Nah, Uday and Usay look too much like him. So does pre-surgery Ivanka.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Nobody can deny now that the two parties control this country. What they do for us is prevent a single party takeover, but I do not feel like that is good enough. Trump ought to be a warning, at least to Democrats, that government has become far too centralized. Yes we need unions, better education, better healthcare but not more of this bull that govco can be like canada or france. It cannot. We are not Canada. We are not Norway. Its time for the states to meet and change the tax structure and add a little chaos to the political process. Its too stable, too predictable, too dangerously huge.

 

[Phantasman]

In coming months, I expect Trump will usher in a new caravan of superlatives: Most faithful spouse in history. Least nepotistic person in America. Greatest gentleman in the world. Least susceptible to flattery. Most polite Twitter user. Least likely to watch cable news. And the humblest person — by far. He will be, in short, the greatest role model of all time.Opinion | How Trump is transforming himself into the greatest president ever

Doubt that. What he will go into history as, Trying to do everything he promised on his Presidential Campaign.

Trump is doing everything he said he would do on the campaign. We knew what we would get when the people voted him is. So what he is doing for the country outweighs the rhetoric along the way.

 

[Epic Beard Man]

List of Awesome quotes by the greatest president the world has ever known like the following...

On gay marriage
"It's like in golf... A lot of people - I don't want this to sound trivial - but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive... it's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist." New York Times, 1/5/11
The 50 most ridiculous Trump quotes

@Nakosis you killing me

 

[Epic Beard Man]

Doubt that. What he will go into history as, Trying to do everything he promised on his Presidential Campaign.

Trump is doing everything he said he would do on the campaign. We knew what we would get when the people voted him is. So what he is doing for the country outweighs the rhetoric along the way.

What has he done outside the Obama wave? Every president inherits the benefits and the problems of the previous one.

 

[Shushersbedamned]

He also bragged about the size of Ivanka's breasts.

Is Ivanka his ****?

 

[David1967]

Trump's the best thing to happen to American since sliced bread.

However, I don't like sliced bread.

Just put a little peanut butter and jelly on it, you'll change your mind.

 

[David1967]

Is Ivanka his ****?

'Wife' ,yes.

 

[Hockeycowboy]

Nah, Uday and Usay look too much like him. So does pre-surgery Ivanka.

....hence, the surgery.

 

[metis]

Is Ivanka his ****?

Oldest daughter.