Trumps Valet tested positive!

[exchemist]

What about old, fat, and orange? Is there any data about how it affects orange people?

Not that I know of.

My medical brother's theory is that black and dark skinned S Asian people tend to get Covid-19 worse due to lack of vitamin D, especially coming out of winter. Vitamin D is synthesised in the skin by the action of sunlight. Palaeontologists believe this is why people living in higher latitudes evolved lighter skin, to make the best use of the relatively low levels of sunlight. Vitamin D is important for full functioning of the immune system.

He suspects a simple vitamin D supplement might save quite a number of lives. But I don't know if this has been investigated and dismissed or whether nobody has thought of it.

I imagine an orange person would still absorb in the blue and possibly the UV, in which case Trump might be OK on that score. But from what he says, he may be sticking a tanning lamp up his arse anyway, so perhaps that will do the trick for him.

 

[fantome profane]

Someone on the Vice President’s staff has now tested positive for Covid 19.

 

[Mock Turtle]

Trump and Pence are tested daily now.

Does that include his mental competency?

 

[Shad]

Does that include his mental competency?

Nope. If such a test existed a lot of the seniors in government would be removed from office.

 

[fantome profane]

We now know that this Valet, the Vice Presidents Press Secretary, and Ivanka Trump’s personal assistant have all tested positive for Covid 19.

With what we know of this virus it is extremely unlikely that this is contained to just three individuals.

If the White House cannot prevent this outbreak inside its own walls, how safe are people going to be in there own workplaces?

 

[Mitty]

That's a smart question. I would like to know too.

Perhaps she's checking her pre-nuptial agreement with her lawyer to see how much her pay-out will be once this fiasco is over.
With separate bedrooms, at least she doesn't have to worry about catching the virus from Dettol Donny or His personal valets and bed-chamber attendants.