standing_on_one_foot
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:jam:The Voice of Reason said:Know ye all - I'm praying for your soles.
That is all I have to say to that. Too funny
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:jam:The Voice of Reason said:Know ye all - I'm praying for your soles.
Listen Lightkeeper, I've been patient with you for far to long. You know that as a Kentuckian, we don't take kindly to people telling us we have to wear shoes (those of us what own 'em). We do have a saying here that you might find amusing. When something doesn't fit quite right, we say that it "fits like socks on a rooster". Call it hillbilly humor.Lightkeeper said:TVOR,What a heel. Do your have four feet? You have two too many verses to your song if you don't. I'm surprised there is no one here who puts the shoes on first and then the socks.
So you are saying if you wear shoes they will "string" you up. My friend Henrietta says her roosters wear socks. Safety first, even in the henhouse. And she says they are everyting to crow about.The Voice of Reason said:Listen Lightkeeper, I've been patient with you for far to long. You know that as a Kentuckian, we don't take kindly to people telling us we have to wear shoes (those of us what own 'em). We do have a saying here that you might find amusing. When something doesn't fit quite right, we say that it "fits like socks on a rooster". Call it hillbilly humor.
TVOR
PS - loved the line about the heel. Darn it.
I went commando a lot.martha said:Trying to lasso your toes is truly a challenge, but first you have to try to rope your underpants around your feet. Not a pretty sight!
:biglaugh: :jam:Martha said:Socks...Huhhh
What are they good for?
Absolutely nuthin
Say it again!
Socks...woa, woa oh woa yeah
What are the good for?
Absolutely nuthin.
They all get so lost
In the washing machine.
Those blasted white ones
Are the hardest to clean!
Oh yeah.
Socks...Huhh
Good god yall
What are they good for?
Absolutely nuthin:jam:
martha said:Must have been a slow day at the forums eh Pah?
Ok, socks first. Left foot sock, right foot sock, then left foot shoe and right foot. Why, because I can.
I like Bastet had a back problem for quite some time. Hearniated disc they called it, pressing on the sciatic nerve at L5 disc. Trying to lasso your toes is truly a challenge, but first you have to try to rope your underpants around your feet. Not a pretty sight!
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Joyfully,
Martha
I'm laughing, PW, I'm laughing. I couldn't be any more different than you on this one. I can't even walk around the house without shoes and socks on. To walk on smooth concrete with no shoes is absolute torture for me. I do like the feeling of my feet on grass - as long as I don't have my weight on them (like sitting in a lawn chair). I really don't see how some people can take that feeling of walking on gravel without shoes. I'd rather take a beating.painted wolf said:I have to admit I prefer no socks, no shoes.... if not that then sandles or moccasins. When I am forced to have socks and shoes then I go socks first. I can walk bare foot over just about anything, eaven for a short time in the snow. If I wear shoes too much I loose that toughness and get wimpy feet. wa:do
That earns you a time out in the Pun-Penalty box! *grin*I'm praying for your soles
yeah, i like to walk barefoot whenever possible. :jiggy:painted wolf said:I have to admit I prefer no socks, no shoes.... if not that then sandles or moccasins. When I am forced to have socks and shoes then I go socks first. I can walk bare foot over just about anything, eaven for a short time in the snow. If I wear shoes too much I loose that toughness and get wimpy feet. :bonk:
wa:do