Unachievable Goals

[Secret Chief]

Today I will not be sarcastic in RL or on RF.

Of course you won't. Well done you in advance.

 

[Kathryn]

I have it on good authority (my wife) that I never perceive flirting.

I believe this. My husband never could pick up on flirting though I would point it out to him later. I mean, it was SO OBVIOUS!

 

[Secret Chief]

I believe this. My husband never could pick up on flirting though I would point it out to him later. I mean, it was SO OBVIOUS!

If the woman undressed I might suspect, but otherwise I just think it's being friendly. What do I know.

 

[Wu Wei]

another unachievable goal.... perusing RF without getting annoyed

TTFN..... maybe TTF

 

[JustGeorge]

I don't think I ever dated someone who went to my high school. Good story by the way.

I tended to always be dating someone... not usually at the same school, though.

There was one boyfriend I had that was a jerk, and I dumped him. He didn't care, but he thought it would be funny to break into my house(and did so). We were on very bad terms.

One day he walked up to me at school, and said "hey, I'd like to be friends again!" I spit vitriol.

He called me and asked to go to prom. I rejected. He said "you have to! The pictures would be so awesome!" (We were the only two Goth kids at the school.) I couldn't turn down that kind of idiocy...

I thought about it, though.... I've actually only been single, collectively, about a year since I was 14!

Some idiot always wins me over(it, unfortunately, seems to be my weakness).

I have it on good authority (my wife) that I never perceive flirting.

I don't, either.

When I was a teen, I went out in something pretty racy(I'd made the outfit myself!) and my mom's friend yelled "you're going to let her go out in that?" My mom laughed and said of course she was, I didn't even know how to flirt, and she had no concerns. (Mom was correct. I just wanted to show off my bad *** clothes!)

 

[JustGeorge]

If the woman undressed I might suspect, but otherwise I just think it's being friendly. What do I know.

Oh, don't think so highly of yourself!

I am sure she was just too warm, or had a bug in her clothing. That's uncomfortable.

 

[Secret Chief]

Oh, don't think so highly of yourself!

I am sure she was just too warm, or had a bug in her clothing. That's uncomfortable.

Hey I said "if." It's not actually happened!

 

[Heyo]

Oh, don't think so highly of yourself!

I am sure she was just too warm, or had a bug in her clothing. That's uncomfortable.

Story of my life:

 

[McBell]

nail jello to a wall

 

[John53]

nail jello to a wall

 

[ChristineM]

I don't want much, just a simple, pain free life.

 

[McBell]

Herd cats

 

[Heyo]

Convince someone on RF that they are wrong.

Try to convince me I'm wrong. I dare you.

 

[JustGeorge]

Herd cats

That's very achievable.

If you have cats that are used to outdoors, and you want to take a walk, all of them that are in the area when you leave will follow you.

 

[Quagmire]

To create a race of atomic Supermen who will rule the world!!!
(Been watching a lot of Ed Wood movies lately)

 

[Kathryn]

Prove things to people who think differently.

 

[Revoltingest]

My unachievable goal is to be nice to @Stonetree for a week.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

 

[John53]

Today I plan on not getting yelled at by the Mrs

 

[John53]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'd give my left to be able to spell it.

 

[Kathryn]

LOL I won fourth place in the state in Girl's Spelling one year. Talk about nerdy! My parents found the medal and gave it to me for about my 50th birthday! They were both so funny!