Is it because you thought they'd be offended at your using their facilities?Oh I don't know...
We drove around one of the Hawaiian Islands, and out in the boondocks, - finally had to go.
We spotted an outhouse and went running. My friend opened the door first, and jumped back.
I didn't know what was wrong with her, so I opened the door to look, - OH HELL! And jumped back!
The walls were covered with what looked like about a hundred hand-size black spiders!
We peed outside in the weeds.
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