When I looked at the article, I assumed that it was written by creationists, so I investigated the
NSCE and was surprised to see that it was a legitimate science education site respected by Shermer and Dawkins. So, it must be satire of creationist sites.
The statement I cited above is typical of the demeanor of such sites. Serious writers don't use the word religious that way. That's going to be somebody more interested in persuading than convincing. Phrases like, "not even a good theory" are a tip-off, and run if you read, "what they don't want you to know."
Here's a ridiculous comment from the article - the one that misleadingly convinced me that it was creationist apologetics:
"Secondly, school textbooks routinely make false statements. For example, "the moon goes around the earth." If the theory of gravity were true, it would show that the sun's gravitational force on the moon is much stronger than the earth's gravitational force on the moon, so the moon would go around the sun. Anybody can look up at night and see the obvious gaps in gravity theory."
This sounds like somebody who knows no science. Consider it in the light of this diagram. The moon is orbiting both the earth and the sun, as well as galactic center (the sun's path is also curved as it orbits the galaxy), and also helical (as opposed to elliptical or circular), as the galaxy is in motion relative to surrounding galaxies:
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