A group of people knocked on a guy's door, and attempted to convert him to their sect:
"Have you found Jesus, my friend?"
The guy responds, "Yeah, I have. He saw you coming and hid behind my couch."
Nice one. Here's an oldie but a goodie.
A man bought a brand new Ferrari. He wanted to get a blessing for it, so he went to see his priest.
"Father O'Hanlon, can I have a blessing for my Ferrari?"
"Certainly, my son, but what's a Ferrari?"
The man was so incensed that the priest wasn't impressed with his new car that he went right up the street to the first Protestant church he saw.
"Reverent Schmidt, can I have a blessing for my Ferrari?"
"Naturally, but what's a Ferrari?"
The man took off again and stopped at the synagogue two blocks away. "Rabbi Zimmerman, can I have a blessing for my Ferrari?"
"Of course. But what's a Ferrari?"
At last, in desperation, the man wen tto the Unitarian Universalist Society. "Ms. Dibble-Fujimoto, can I have a blessing for my Ferrari?"
"Wow!" she said. "You got a Ferrari? Can I have a ride in it?"
The man took the UU Minister once around the block. He then asked, "Now, can I please have a blessing for my Ferrari?"
"Sure. What's a blessing?"