Although I can have a lot of good things to say about Catholicism, it wouldn't be wise to make me Pope. The heads would start rolling, literally. Literally.
Anybody connected to the child abuse business, especially covering it up, mass executions in St. Peter's Square just like in the Middle Ages, Mussolini come back to life. That crap brings out my inner fascist, the phrase "zero tolerance" doesn't begin to describe it.
I have no use for devil concepts and such, until topics like this come up, and then I can feel some evil force leaping out of the child abusers mind in to mine. Reason, rule of law, all that, out the window, and I become Vlad The Impaler on a bloody holy jihad to rid the world of child abusing heretic vermin.
So, in summary, vote for me for Mayor today!