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This is by far the funniest and most convincing thing I've read on the subject:
Wishing you a very merry - Opinion
A passage:
Wishing you a very merry - Opinion
A passage:
Continuing America's proud tradition of misplaced outrage, the War on Christmas is entering yet another year of heated non-troversy.
With the Catholic League and the American Family Association threatening another round of boycotts against another set of retail giants, one can't help but admire these righteous crusaders for sending the Christian persecution complex spiraling into heretofore unimagined levels of absurdity.
For it takes a special kind of mind to see a plot to destroy Christianity in something as seemingly clumsy as a corporate bid for inclusivity. "Happy Holidays" is the marketing department's way of saying "diversify your investment portfolio": The fewer people you exclude in your advertising, the more you'll reel in.
With the Catholic League and the American Family Association threatening another round of boycotts against another set of retail giants, one can't help but admire these righteous crusaders for sending the Christian persecution complex spiraling into heretofore unimagined levels of absurdity.
For it takes a special kind of mind to see a plot to destroy Christianity in something as seemingly clumsy as a corporate bid for inclusivity. "Happy Holidays" is the marketing department's way of saying "diversify your investment portfolio": The fewer people you exclude in your advertising, the more you'll reel in.