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"War on Christmas"
- Thread starter Mr Spinkles
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DallasApple
Depends Upon My Mood..
Yes Dallas! Big, militant Athiest windmalls marching in formation against everything decent and religious!!!
Windmills hate God, Dallas. Everyone knows that.
Oh sure Luminous. You'll be singing a different tune when the giant Athiest windmills come for you and your friends (did I mention that some of these windmills are gay, socialist, anti-American terrorist windmills?)
Luminous
non-existential luminary
:spit:: this is how i imagine you guys right now = :drunk:
Alternative energy is the lynchpin of the great atheist conspiracy. Real Christians burn coal.
DallasApple
Depends Upon My Mood..
How would that be a crime anyway even if it was true?
Here is how I imagine you...(there is no smilie for a corn cobb..that gets stuck up someones..(Im not allowed to say it) that makes them totally anal ...
Love
DAllas
It's friday so that's how I imagine me 20 minutes from now.
(those pesky Atheist windmills don't stand a chance against my herd of pink elephants).And books. And heathens.
DallasApple
Depends Upon My Mood..
WINDMILLS have too much WIND!
DONT go with it!
They are "windy"!
Love
Dallas
DONT go with it!
They are "windy"!
Love
Dallas
It's too late Dallas. We should have kept an eye on holland. Who the hell would have suspected Holland!?
Luminous
non-existential luminary
: what? how insulting. :sad4:. i never said it was a crime. its just that when i clicked on the thread i was expecting hardcore verse lynchings and Atheist logic throwing. and all i got was some knee slapping humor. So i played to it...
DallasApple
Depends Upon My Mood..
Its NOT too late!..We can still FIGHT against windmills..!!!..We don't NEED no energy that can be provided at no harm to the enviroment!
We can FIGHT against Holland!
Do they even have an "army"???
Love
Dallas
Luminous
non-existential luminary
:biglaugh:It's friday so that's how I imagine me 20 minutes from now.
And books. And heathens.
horizon_mj1
Well-Known Member
Something I find humorous about Christians complaining about the holidays should be addressed is, this is the time of year that what Christ came to earth for is closest to being accomplished (pease on earth, good will towards men), yet they are (some of) the ones who turn it around. I find it proper to not insult a person's belief and find it proper when retailers choose to say "Happy Holidays" as opposed to Merry Christman. The article was a good one to read. TY for posting it to be read.
DallasApple
Depends Upon My Mood..
O.K...so its not a crime in your view..
Im sorry you got stuck in the middle..
We..(some of "us") realize that "knee slapping spewing out your nose of cofee and coke and well yes beer(or some kind of alcohol) and water.. is where the heart lands..
If it spews out your nose(or even if you choke or start to choke on your beverage or even your own spit)..Its probably funny..(just my advice)
((((HUGS))))
Love
Dallas
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Luminous
non-existential luminary
Awwww...((((HUGS BACK)))) :group:
BucephalusBB
ABACABB
Nope, we have sex and drugs... So when we lose...we don't care.
They don't need an army , Dallas! They have windmills!