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What were you wearing, and how did it malfunction?
What were you wearing, and how did it malfunction?
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Wardrobe Malfunctions
- Thread starter JustGeorge
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I wore a Hawaiian shirt to a formal wedding.
That answers both parts of the question.
BTW, the groom's parents knew that I'd
ignore the presumed dress code. And
they were OK with it.
I didn't get invited to a wedding once because it was feared I'd wear a wedding dress.
I wouldn't have, though. That would be rude. I'm weird, but not an *******.
After such an accusation, I was glad to not be invited.
Wedding dresses were strictly for a school environment, anyways.
Frank Goad
Well-Known Member
I was wearing swim trunks at my cousin's house and she was 16.Me 17.And they feel down!Because they were to big for me.
My son's lost his a time or two. He's pretty oblivious, though. And he's a kid.I was wearing swim trunks at my cousin's house and she was 16.Me 17.And they feel down!Because they were to big for me.
I'd lost my favorite pair of pants for awhile, but found them in the basement, in a wet pile of laundry. Ecstatic, I threw them in the washer/dryer.
Later, I decided I'd wear them and got dressed. I wasn't fond of underwear in those days. I slipped on my pants and went for a walk around the neighborhood.
Got a few blocks away, and my butt itched. I scratched. There was no material over my butt.
From being in the pile of wet laundry, the butt of my pants had completely rotted out.
I hurried home(and got a few very strange looks).
Later, I decided I'd wear them and got dressed. I wasn't fond of underwear in those days. I slipped on my pants and went for a walk around the neighborhood.
Got a few blocks away, and my butt itched. I scratched. There was no material over my butt.
From being in the pile of wet laundry, the butt of my pants had completely rotted out.
I hurried home(and got a few very strange looks).
I had a holey pair of jeans, getting dressed a leg went through a hole, I didn't notice until it was pointed out at the supermarket.
After it happened a second time i got rid of them.
After it happened a second time i got rid of them.
This happened week week in Sarlat. Walking along the main road after visiting the hairdresser's i got the shock of my life. It was very busy, probably the busiest weekend of the year, both market day and the height of the tourist season.
A man shouldered through the crowd to a space in front of me, he seemed to have his penis hanging out.
Me being me stared, he looked at me, looked where i was staring, tucked his pale pink shirt tail back into his trousers and pulled up his zip.
Bright red he apologised in dutch and we went out separate ways.
A man shouldered through the crowd to a space in front of me, he seemed to have his penis hanging out.
Me being me stared, he looked at me, looked where i was staring, tucked his pale pink shirt tail back into his trousers and pulled up his zip.
Bright red he apologised in dutch and we went out separate ways.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
TRUE STORY TIME!
I was in my forties and visiting a water park in Arlington, TX. There was a ride there where they would take a photo of you just as the bottom dropped out and you shot down this huge ramp into water. I don't know why but for some reason I thought it would be fun. My teenagers were with me. Maybe I was trying to impress them, I don't remember. Anyway, I thought it might be awful and then fun, but it never got fun. For starters, I felt like I was flying out into the middle of the interstate highway (I wasn't but it sure felt like it) and THEN I hit the water and wow. For one thing, water went all up my nose, but the main thing was that I had a major wardrobe malfunction. The top of my bathing suit went one way, exposing boobs, and the bottom went another way, exposing arse. It was all crazy. I guess I figured that exposed boobs were the worst sin, because I clearly remember fixing that and thinking "I sure hope my sons didn't see all that."
I was in my forties and visiting a water park in Arlington, TX. There was a ride there where they would take a photo of you just as the bottom dropped out and you shot down this huge ramp into water. I don't know why but for some reason I thought it would be fun. My teenagers were with me. Maybe I was trying to impress them, I don't remember. Anyway, I thought it might be awful and then fun, but it never got fun. For starters, I felt like I was flying out into the middle of the interstate highway (I wasn't but it sure felt like it) and THEN I hit the water and wow. For one thing, water went all up my nose, but the main thing was that I had a major wardrobe malfunction. The top of my bathing suit went one way, exposing boobs, and the bottom went another way, exposing arse. It was all crazy. I guess I figured that exposed boobs were the worst sin, because I clearly remember fixing that and thinking "I sure hope my sons didn't see all that."
Frank Goad
Well-Known Member
What makes it worse I am a boy.And my cousin is a girl.I was wearing swim trunks at my cousin's house and she was 16.Me 17.And they feel down!Because they were to big for me.
Tamino
Active Member
Every time I wear panty hose and a long skirt.
The skirt will invariably rub against my legs and the panty hose will slip down my legs bit by bit.
I spend half my time trying to unobtrusively shimmy the pantyhose back up .
The solution is to wear panties or a leotard on top of the pantyhose, that will keep them up. Or just give up on thie specific wardrobe choice altogether.
The skirt will invariably rub against my legs and the panty hose will slip down my legs bit by bit.
I spend half my time trying to unobtrusively shimmy the pantyhose back up .
The solution is to wear panties or a leotard on top of the pantyhose, that will keep them up. Or just give up on thie specific wardrobe choice altogether.
SkepticThinker
Veteran Member
Nine years old, wearing my favourite dress at the park, swinging on the swings. Jump off and the entire dress flies up over my head. If that's not bad enough, it flew up over my face so I couldn't even make the land and I twisted my ankle. 
VoidCat
Use any and all pronouns including neo and it/it's
I was at the daycare in jeans and a t shirt. A kid points to the back of my pants and saying hole and kept trying to touch my jeans.
I had a big hole ripped in my pants. I had no idea. Had to call the group home to bring me a new pair of pants
I had a big hole ripped in my pants. I had no idea. Had to call the group home to bring me a new pair of pants
This happened to my husband, but thankfully in the comfort of his own living room.
"Horse is going to get out of the barn" is what I say to the kids when they're unzipped. To my husband, I looked over. He was on his phone, completely oblivious. "Hey! The horse has escaped the barn!" He looked at me like I was nuts, and then realized...
He likes to pretend he's too cool for wardrobe malfunctions, so he was a bit embarrassed.
I was going over a bridge on a windy day as a teen, and this happened to me... I had a 'pretty' underwear, too, so that got a couple honks from traffic.Nine years old, wearing my favourite dress at the park, swinging on the swings. Jump off and the entire dress flies up over my head. If that's not bad enough, it flew up over my face so I couldn't even make the land and I twisted my ankle.
I've had to take my husband pants at work for that reason.
SkepticThinker
Veteran Member
Oh geez. I also had my favourite undies on so I guess there's that LOL
I've had to take my husband pants at work for that reason.
My comment on seeing any of the men of the house unzipped is "you're flying low".
When I was 22 or 23, I was close to getting into the US Army. At the end of the physical examination, we had to remove all clothing except for underwear and do certain movements. One of those movements was called the 'duck walk.' We had to squat down and walk a way that I could not do. Before the duck walk was over, the doctor told me that I didn't need to continue trying. Then, when I went to the side in a squat, I looked down and noticed that my boxers had a big tear between them. I had been trying to do with duck walk with my coin purse hanging out.
I am sorry to laugh at your misfortune...When I was 22 or 23, I was close to getting into the US Army. At the end of the physical examination, we had to remove all clothing except for underwear and do certain movements. One of those movements was called the 'duck walk.' We had to squat down and walk a way that I could not do. Before the duck walk was over, the doctor told me that I didn't need to continue trying. Then, when I went to the side in a squat, I looked down and noticed that my boxers had a big tear between them. I had been trying to do with duck walk with my coin purse hanging out.
But that one actually did cause me to giggle.
Frank Goad
Well-Known Member
I was wearing swim trunks at my cousin's house and she was 16.Me 17.And they feel down!Because they were to big for me.
If my cousin would have been a boy and not a girl it would have been less embarrassing.What makes it worse I am a boy.And my cousin is a girl.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Me toooooo!!!